Evilash is a post whore.

Ash has been spotted running round the forums making sensible and related posts, and for the most part devoid of spam. This has me worried, as he is closing the gap on my post count. I believe his addiction will someday enable him to surpass my own, and I can't have anyone sporting more posts than my own. What method should we take to ensure this day never comes??

Glue his fingers together so he can't type as fast.

access the database and change your post count to 1,000,000 and increment from there.
Crap and I still and "Ass Master" I can't post to many times and lose that title.

You could just delte his post count that he has, reset his to zero

Yeah but doing that takes the fun out of it. You have to win fair and square. We should do a competition. The most Posts On June 1 wins a cookie.

sorry, i'm primarily just amusing myself, if you'd like i'll hold back on the "nice app gl" comments but sometimes i really have nothing to say but just want to be nice to the new people

gahhh this counted as a post

i'm so sorry

2nd post

btw did i mention that my day job is a data entry clerk.. so yeah, i get paid to post it just happens that i get paid to post legal descriptions and grantors grantees... dont get me started

but yeah your only relief is when the game starts because then at least you'll be able to extend the gap while i'm playing, but then of course you'll be playing too....


damn: 3rd post

btw i've always wondered, when i applied, did you check to see my lack of activity on the official forums and did that factor into your thoughts, because, really, that would be too funny

New badge for Ash: Spam Czar.

Hmm.. Well you could always use this.. He will stop sitting down and typing, I promise.




"There's always time for lubricant"

Not sure lubricant would do much for that.

ok currently I am posting at a rate of 20.66 per day
Evilash is posting at a rate of 25.75 per day
Brakkish is posting at a rate of 12.6 per day

I need to increase my post count so I can pass you both up.

lorddrow wrote:Hmm.. Well you could always use this.. He will stop sitting down and typing, I promise.




"There's always time for lubricant"

thinking like this can only lead to trouble, unless your into sick anime

Indeed. I've noticed how productive Evil's posts are. Good going, dude. You practically invented the POLL forum.

could always change his post count from a plus 1 to a negative 1 everything he posts

just

start

posting

How do you do it? I can't even keep up reading all the threads. let alone post a reply to them

like

this!

oops Jenado i broke you chain

nice save, she almost decapitated me with her combo

buahaha! i'll get you next time

shenanigans