Please visit www.hammerfistclan.com - you are currently viewing archived forums.

Due to the continual forum screw ups by our hosts over at forumotion.com we're moving to more secure forums. We own our new forums, hosted on our own server. Never again will rely on the incompetence of others when it comes to our community! Please visit this thread here: http://hammerfistclan.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21829

    Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Share
    avatar
    Bevhawk
    Moderate Poster
    Moderate Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 122
    Age : 41
    Location : Ottawa
    Exerience Points : 83409
    Registration date : 2008-05-10

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Bevhawk on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:52 am

    a very
    avatar
    Wampir
    Wobbly Poster
    Wobbly Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 41
    Age : 45
    Location : Butt Crack of Bible Belt. South Carolina
    Exerience Points : 83300
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Wampir on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:20 pm

    low standards

    Virgil
    Stout Poster
    Stout Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 173
    Age : 32
    Exerience Points : 83106
    Registration date : 2008-05-22

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Virgil on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:47 pm

    for places

    Rhuu
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 340
    Age : 34

    Exerience Points : 83400
    Registration date : 2008-05-10

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Rhuu on Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:50 pm

    that stank.
    avatar
    Trained
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 354
    Age : 50
    Location : Phoenix, Az.

    Hammerfist games : Retired AoC
    Exerience Points : 83303
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Trained on Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:04 pm

    of ketchup

    Rhuu
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 340
    Age : 34

    Exerience Points : 83400
    Registration date : 2008-05-10

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Rhuu on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:39 pm

    . The next
    avatar
    Brandonius
    Forum Noble
    Forum Noble

    Male
    Number of posts : 542
    Age : 33
    Location : Iowa

    Exerience Points : 83887
    Registration date : 2008-04-21

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Brandonius on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:49 pm

    hot pocket
    avatar
    canthar
    Extensive Poster
    Extensive Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 218
    Age : 38
    Exerience Points : 83303
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by canthar on Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:02 pm

    was two
    avatar
    Trained
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 354
    Age : 50
    Location : Phoenix, Az.

    Hammerfist games : Retired AoC
    Exerience Points : 83303
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Trained on Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:41 pm

    too many
    avatar
    Cyric
    Moderate Poster
    Moderate Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 126
    Age : 34
    Location : Canada
    Exerience Points : 83750
    Registration date : 2008-04-26

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Cyric on Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:47 am

    but he

    Virgil
    Stout Poster
    Stout Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 173
    Age : 32
    Exerience Points : 83106
    Registration date : 2008-05-22

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Virgil on Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:45 am

    shot it

    Rhuu
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 340
    Age : 34

    Exerience Points : 83400
    Registration date : 2008-05-10

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Rhuu on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:02 am

    with a
    avatar
    Jerole
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 356
    Age : 36
    Location : Darien, Ga

    Exerience Points : 83681
    Registration date : 2008-04-29

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Jerole on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:03 am

    shotgun up

    Virgil
    Stout Poster
    Stout Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 173
    Age : 32
    Exerience Points : 83106
    Registration date : 2008-05-22

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Virgil on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:52 am

    the old
    avatar
    Trained
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 354
    Age : 50
    Location : Phoenix, Az.

    Hammerfist games : Retired AoC
    Exerience Points : 83303
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Trained on Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:25 am

    Cheesy hole
    avatar
    Killer_Shark
    Extensive Poster
    Extensive Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 224
    Age : 43
    Location : Michigan
    Exerience Points : 83406
    Registration date : 2008-05-10

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Killer_Shark on Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:26 am

    From there,
    avatar
    Cyric
    Moderate Poster
    Moderate Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 126
    Age : 34
    Location : Canada
    Exerience Points : 83750
    Registration date : 2008-04-26

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Cyric on Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:49 am

    Bullarky, touched
    avatar
    Trained
    Forum Camper
    Forum Camper

    Male
    Number of posts : 354
    Age : 50
    Location : Phoenix, Az.

    Hammerfist games : Retired AoC
    Exerience Points : 83303
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Trained on Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:03 pm

    his junk

    EvilDream
    Extreme Poster
    Extreme Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 309
    Age : 35
    Exerience Points : 83459
    Registration date : 2008-05-07

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by EvilDream on Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:11 pm

    and found
    avatar
    Bevhawk
    Moderate Poster
    Moderate Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 122
    Age : 41
    Location : Ottawa
    Exerience Points : 83409
    Registration date : 2008-05-10

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Bevhawk on Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:20 pm

    that he
    avatar
    canthar
    Extensive Poster
    Extensive Poster

    Male
    Number of posts : 218
    Age : 38
    Exerience Points : 83303
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by canthar on Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:26 pm

    was happy.
    avatar
    Bullarky
    Forum Imperial
    Forum Imperial

    Male
    Number of posts : 934
    Location : WPB, FL

    <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/mikkhammerfist/AoC%20Medals/Forum-Camper.jpg">
    <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/mikkhammerfist/AoC%20Medals/Forum-Camper.jpg" TITLE="Forum Camper for the month of April, May - 2008"> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/mikkhammerfist/AoC%20Medals/Commentator.jpg" TITLE="Frequent Commentator"> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/mikkhammerfist/AoC%20Medals/elder.jpg" TITLE="4 months or more as a member"> <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c13/mikkhammerfist/AoC%20Medals/Founding_member.jpg" TITLE="Founding Member of a Hammerfist MMO">
    Hammerfist games :
    AOC - Retired
    WAR - Retired
    LotRO - Smashing Goblins and Orcs as we speak!
    Exerience Points : 84153
    Registration date : 2008-04-16


    Character sheet
    Forum Class: Lurker!
    Health:
    21/42  (21/42)
    Mana:
    32/42  (32/42)

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Bullarky on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:59 am

    Story is complete... see first post or below for entire story...

    This has to be my favorite line:

    "Every time Hector opens the trap, Dao goes up his codpiece for serious laffy taffy!"

    That's definitely a keeper.... Chapter 3 starting soon... Stay tuned!

    Story Chapter 2 wrote:
    Hector arose tired, but willing to poop on the homeless Who were camped outside of his mighty armpit (which really is what the pope needs to feel good).

    Last night it was scary to feel the throbbing meat.

    ...from the...

    Was remarkably indicative of a night time visit in jail for being very stupid with sheep. Those days were fun like flailing severed limbs. But then, tragedy struck!

    ZOMG!

    EMO!

    Causing a world wide cheeseburger shortage in Russia outside the Siberian stronghold. The Russkies drink Stolichnaya while spanking the monkey.

    Bloated hot dogs taste better with honey, the stripper said while touching her 80's porn length red armpit hair that really smells like crushed grapes.

    Every time Hector opens the trap, Dao goes up his codpiece for serious laffy taffy. Brakkish enjoys the smell of big stink fingers up his extremely hairy ear, but he knew his boyfriend, Cyric, had a very low standards for places that stank of ketchup. The next hot pocket was two too many, but he shot it with a shotgun up old cheesy hole. From there, Bullarky touched his junk and found that he was happy.

    Sponsored content

    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:16 am