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    Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)

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    Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)

    Post by Bullarky on Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:26 am

    Chapter 1 Complete. Here's how it went:



    Long ago there was a boob job specialist with really slick hair who loved his assistant Brakkish.

    Brakkish wasn't your rubberfist captain very hairy?

    Aside from being a complete noob, Sevrus is your huckleberry pie eating uber cool man goat. He likes chocolate cake smeared on his balls every night by Brakk whose nipples point south while his "sword" is pointing north. Towards the tied up cyclops.

    Meanwhile eating a very moldy piece of road kill Bullarky discovers a huge pile of green carrots.

    "How odd," replied Hector. Then points at that humungous hairy rabid llama licking Bullarky's man junk.

    The llama says, "it tastes like man junk."

    Brakk asks, "How could I learn Dornie's secrets?"

    It's so sad. I, Lorddrow, started to choke because he wanted to jump onto a rhino's man junk.

    "OH MY! That's Large!"

    Then cuts through the dynomite sausage with a butter knife which really was bloody from the botched surgery of Bullarky during the drag show. Then the potato famine caused massive anal secretion that smells like a massive pile of flowers.

    Brown cow looking for green fields plus a pow wow or a family reunion surprise party or BBQ.

    Balls deep inside Alba.

    Hey Man! Nice shot!

    What the...

    echo echo...

    ----end chapter one

    As this chapter comes to a close a new one will be opened. Chapter 2: http://hammerfistclan.darkbb.com/shout-out-f33/two-word-story-chapter-2-t1062.htm






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    psssst.... In case you don't, you just add two words that make sense with the previous two words... After a while, I will compile the entire story and we'll see how it reads.


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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)

    Post by Bullarky on Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:26 am

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)

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