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    Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

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    Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Bullarky on Thu May 15, 2008 8:29 am

    Chapter two is now in the book... Here is how it was written:


    Hector arose tired, but willing to poop on the homeless Who were camped outside of his mighty armpit (which really is what the pope needs to feel good).

    Last night it was scary to feel the throbbing meat.

    ...from the...

    Was remarkably indicative of a night time visit in jail for being very stupid with sheep. Those days were fun like flailing severed limbs. But then, tragedy struck!

    ZOMG!

    EMO!

    Causing a world wide cheeseburger shortage in Russia outside the Siberian stronghold. The Russkies drink Stolichnaya while spanking the monkey.

    Bloated hot dogs taste better with honey, the stripper said while touching her 80's porn length red armpit hair that really smells like crushed grapes.

    Every time Hector opens the trap, Dao goes up his codpiece for serious laffy taffy. Brakkish enjoys the smell of big stink fingers up his extremely hairy ear, but he knew his boyfriend, Cyric, had a very low standards for places that stank of ketchup. The next hot pocket was two too many, but he shot it with a shotgun up old cheesy hole. From there, Bullarky touched his junk and found that he was happy.

    Hector arose


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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Cyric on Thu May 15, 2008 9:46 am

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Killer_Shark on Thu May 15, 2008 9:47 am

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Brandonius on Thu May 15, 2008 3:18 pm

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Dornie on Thu May 15, 2008 6:56 pm

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by tyfp gargoyle on Thu May 15, 2008 8:49 pm

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    Post by Killer_Shark on Thu May 15, 2008 9:00 pm

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    Post by lorddrow on Thu May 15, 2008 9:25 pm

    of his
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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Trained on Thu May 15, 2008 10:37 pm

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Cyric on Fri May 16, 2008 7:00 am

    which really
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    Post by Ghalandria on Fri May 16, 2008 3:23 pm

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Otolith on Fri May 16, 2008 3:24 pm

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    Re: Two word story... Chapter 2 (COMPLETE)

    Post by Ghalandria on Fri May 16, 2008 3:38 pm

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    Post by Trained on Fri May 16, 2008 3:41 pm

    Last night
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    Post by Lemartes on Fri May 16, 2008 3:42 pm

    it was

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    Post by Jerole on Fri May 16, 2008 3:53 pm

    feel the

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    Post by lorddrow on Fri May 16, 2008 6:58 pm

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    Post by Ghalandria on Fri May 16, 2008 7:09 pm

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