Cauldron-Join [APPROVED]

next time warn me before you hit me with a wall of text


nice read though welcome

Welcome to the clan!

Corpsegoddess wrote:

Besides our sparkling wit and charming personality, of course.

C.G., you ought to be reason enough by yourself for someone to want to join with us!

Cauldron, I'm glad I hit yer post in the wee hours this morning! However, I now have a headache from reading your responses!

Welcome to the family, you're definitely at the right place!

Cheers!

Welcome aboard

Rhodar wrote:

Corpsegoddess wrote:

Besides our sparkling wit and charming personality, of course.

C.G., you ought to be reason enough by yourself for someone to want to join with us!

Cauldron, I'm glad I hit yer post in the wee hours this morning! However, I now have a headache from reading your responses!

Welcome to the family, you're definitely at the right place!

Cheers!

Congrats, and welcome!!!

And Rhodar, you're too sweet.

I love this clan and I want to do everything I can to help it grow and be successful. However we may measure that.

First of all, thanks to all of those who voted for me. And to those who dropped in to say hello! May we find time to kick it together in the fantasy world of Hyborea! We may not be able to sit in chairs at tables in taverns, but I guess that is what real life is for. Se la vi.

Rhodar, I do apologize for my rather long winded rambling. But I am glad you took the time to read, even though your head almost caved in. I promise to not be as ...um, well how did you put it? Wait , you did not put it anyway, did you? Well, maybe my prose is headache inducing due to bad grammar, mispellings and the like. Or maybe you just sit too far away from the monitor. Whatever the case may be, my new person, I am so sorry for the pain and suffering it has thrown upon your poor head.

In general, thanks for the oppertunity to shower you with my mispellings and fragmented sentences. Although, I have earned many a fine grade in English class, due to the instructors taking for granted that fragments are purposeful in my prose and indeed part of my style.

Lets get to know each other.

LOL Cheers!

It's mainly me jesting, but also I need to make my text size larger! I wasn't being serious!

Glad to group with you anytime!

Rhodar wrote:

I need to make my text size larger!

cntrl +/-

Trinity wrote:

Rhodar wrote:

I need to make my text size larger!

cntrl +/-

Just goes to prove one can learn something every day, AND, that old dogs can learn new tricks! Thanks for that shortcut, I was too lazy to go to View, then text size....

*Cauldron rolls peanuts around in his hand, then throws a few into his grill, chewing while talking* Oh, right...You weren't being serious about all that. That is fine, dude. I thought maybe you were just pulling my chain about it. *Takes a sip of Red Kool Aid* Alright! Now THAT is what Kool Aid is damn well supposed to taste like, my people. Red Kool Aid is the best. Fruit Punch, Tropical Punch, Cherry, Stawberry, you name it and it is good. Now, Don't get me wrong, as I'll drink any of the flavors. Even that cool stuff that changes color when you add water. Now THAT is a magical beverage.

Hehe, reading about small text has just reminded me of one of the adventures I had in my previous apartment. Check this out. I had just moved in and all I had as far as electronics go was a playstation (oldschool) and a 4 inch b/w mobile television. Thank fully the t.v. had a/v plugs on it! So, I borrowed Romance of the Three Kingdoms from my cousin. Now THAT was alot of damned small text to read. All of China was the sive of a golf ball!

The more I look at that crazy avatar of yours, and the more I read, the more your writings and avatar fit together. Yes, that was meant a good thing.

Cauldron wrote:*Cauldron rolls peanuts around in his hand, then throws a few into his grill, chewing while talking* Oh, right...You weren't being serious about all that. That is fine, dude. I thought maybe you were just pulling my chain about it. *Takes a sip of Red Kool Aid* Alright! Now THAT is what Kool Aid is damn well supposed to taste like, my people. Red Kool Aid is the best. Fruit Punch, Tropical Punch, Cherry, Stawberry, you name it and it is good. Now, Don't get me wrong, as I'll drink any of the flavors. Even that cool stuff that changes color when you add water. Now THAT is a magical beverage.

True story:

We use unsweetened KoolAid to clean the stainless steel toilets onboard submarines! Ask any submariner... It sure tastes good, but I wonder what it does to one's gut?


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Brakkish wrote:The more I look at that crazy avatar of yours, and the more I read, the more your writings and avatar fit together. Yes, that was meant a good thing.

I'm pretty sure that's a portrait, not an avatar?

Welcome to the clan.

Hect wrote:Welcome to the clan.

Thank you Hect! Yeah that is "William Cutting" from "Gangs of New York" as the avatar or whatever that is called. I am not too terribly familiar with the forum lingo. I have my Myspace page link bleow it, and that has my real mug on it. Honestly though, I have been trying to channel that character when I write on the forum. Just a little anyway, mixed with pop slang and hipster lingo. Its pretty fun.

By the way, I mean no disrespect, but cleaning steel toilets with Kool Aid just seems odd. Ever heard of "Ajax?" "Comet?" Of course the cool trick is to pour a few packs of red Kool Aid in ones shower head just before the love interest takes a shower. Kool Aid in a submarine? Are you kidding me? All that water and so little Kool Aid, man what a shame.