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    So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

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    So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Stigma on Fri May 30, 2008 1:56 am

    In the game. Grabbed a video of it, but it didn't have sound, so you missed the grunting and heavy breathing sounds they were making. (I am not making this up.) Screenshot sort of captures the essence of what I saw:

    You can see the guy on the right is bent over, while the guy on the left was sorta in a repetitive "thrusting" motion. Sorry I couldn't get closer - those guys got pretty ornery the first time I snuck too close to them. After they chased me halfway across the swamps, they went right back at it. I fear to know what would have happened had they caught me.

    If you're curious to see this sight for yourself, I think my coordinates were something like 825,1250 in Purple Lotus Swamp. But if you go, bring a towel and some ointment - I think those guys could use it.

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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Rhuu on Fri May 30, 2008 3:07 am

    Lmao, thats way naughty!
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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Tanasian on Fri May 30, 2008 3:30 am

    LOL nice one. Somehow I'm not surprised it was you that saw this. Between you and Rhuu, I'm laughing pretty much the entire day!
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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Fellin on Fri May 30, 2008 6:07 am

    hehe damn Sad
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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Dwimm on Fri May 30, 2008 6:12 am

    Well, I bet it does get awful lonely out there on the plains... gotta pass the time somehow...

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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by mayl on Fri May 30, 2008 7:44 am

    Actually what you don't see is Hector's corpse there and the Deliverance banjo music in the background..

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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Brakkish on Fri May 30, 2008 9:04 am

    What will them dev's think of next, if it weren't for the bearded clam, I'd had trouble thinking this wasn't a joke. But, it's likely we'll see more crazy stuff... and of course Dao the one to bring it to us. Very Happy

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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Tethis on Fri May 30, 2008 9:21 am

    This really doesn't surprise me at all. The Dafari family comes from the deep south parts of Cimmeria, in a pretty small hollar. They're widely accepted as the best noodlers in the region, and their women-folk brew the best moonshine this side of The Wildlands of Zelata.

    So once you get all the evidence together, you can see that Dao Jones is really just looking for a few extra silver with the local Stygian media.

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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Stigma on Fri May 30, 2008 10:29 am

    Tethis wrote:So once you get all the evidence together, you can see that Dao Jones is really just looking for a few extra silver with the local Stygian media.

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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Tethis on Fri May 30, 2008 10:51 am

    Wow, I just threw up a little. I swore I'd never watch that damn scene again, but I couldn't help myself...its like my mouse had a mind of it's own there. A POX UPON YOU DAO JONES!

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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Jerole on Sat May 31, 2008 3:50 am

    rofl Thats call getting Caught
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    Re: So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

    Post by Wrothgar on Sat May 31, 2008 11:36 pm

    They're not from Cimmeria. It's too cold to hump outside like that. We Cimmerians keep that private, out of the eyes of dirty Peeping Toms. You should really be ashamed of watching two grown people just having a good time in the wilderness. There is nothing wrong with that.

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