So, uh, I saw two guys humping today.

In the game. Grabbed a video of it, but it didn't have sound, so you missed the grunting and heavy breathing sounds they were making. (I am not making this up.) Screenshot sort of captures the essence of what I saw:

You can see the guy on the right is bent over, while the guy on the left was sorta in a repetitive "thrusting" motion. Sorry I couldn't get closer - those guys got pretty ornery the first time I snuck too close to them. After they chased me halfway across the swamps, they went right back at it. I fear to know what would have happened had they caught me.

If you're curious to see this sight for yourself, I think my coordinates were something like 825,1250 in Purple Lotus Swamp. But if you go, bring a towel and some ointment - I think those guys could use it.

Lmao, thats way naughty!

LOL nice one. Somehow I'm not surprised it was you that saw this. Between you and Rhuu, I'm laughing pretty much the entire day!

hehe damn

Well, I bet it does get awful lonely out there on the plains... gotta pass the time somehow...

"Hey Charlie, I dropped my spear.... would you just grab that for me? Yeaaaaaaahhhh! What? Oh... um... Sorry, Charlie..."

Actually what you don't see is Hector's corpse there and the Deliverance banjo music in the background..

"Squeal like a pig, Hector!"

What will them dev's think of next, if it weren't for the bearded clam, I'd had trouble thinking this wasn't a joke. But, it's likely we'll see more crazy stuff... and of course Dao the one to bring it to us.

This really doesn't surprise me at all. The Dafari family comes from the deep south parts of Cimmeria, in a pretty small hollar. They're widely accepted as the best noodlers in the region, and their women-folk brew the best moonshine this side of The Wildlands of Zelata.

So once you get all the evidence together, you can see that Dao Jones is really just looking for a few extra silver with the local Stygian media.

Tethis
Investigative Reporter of Mitra

Tethis wrote:So once you get all the evidence together, you can see that Dao Jones is really just looking for a few extra silver with the local Stygian media.

Tethis
Investigative Reporter of Mitra

You know what, Tethis? You sure do have a purty mouth. I want you to do something for me...


*cue banjo music*

Wow, I just threw up a little. I swore I'd never watch that damn scene again, but I couldn't help myself...its like my mouse had a mind of it's own there. A POX UPON YOU DAO JONES!

Tethis
/wiping throw-up from his shirt

Thats call getting Caught

They're not from Cimmeria. It's too cold to hump outside like that. We Cimmerians keep that private, out of the eyes of dirty Peeping Toms. You should really be ashamed of watching two grown people just having a good time in the wilderness. There is nothing wrong with that.