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    Post by Kahan Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:49 am

    1. What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common? Synchronized diving.

    2. I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.

    3. The crisis is so bad, bank ATM's now have slot machines.

    4. What's the capital of Iceland? About $3.50.

    5. What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

    6. What is the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four.

    7. What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday night.

    8. I tried to make a withdrawal from an ATM and the machine said 'Insufficient Funds'. I wasn't sure if it meant for me or the bank.

    9. I lent my friend $20 last week and according to the market I qualify as the country's 4th largest lender.

    10. Broker to Client: "I've got good news - you'll be paying 40% less in fees for the foreseeable future!"

    11. I wrote a check for $100 to my friend but he never got it; the check was good, the bank bounced.
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    Post by Brakkish Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:20 am

    rofl Thumbs Up
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    Post by Andway Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:36 am

    lol..good ones.
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    Post by Nomad Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:23 am

    "What's the definition of optimism? An investment banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday night."

    OMFG that is just WRONG!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA

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