The Pattern - Forum Stats

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If you'll notice the graphs, the upward rising month by month in activity levels to a release date of an MMO, then the following months, the decline in activity.
It's apparent that the anticipation of an MMO is 80% of the fun.

May was the release of AoC
September was the release of Warhammer.

It's just funny how it all works

I'M A STATISTIC!

It appeared on a web page, it's probably already been sucked up by the Dept. Of Homeland Security's web spider and the name "Zahrim", which sounds vaguely like it could be of Arabic origin, has been added to the "do not fly" watch lists. A 10 million dollar contract was awarded to a company that has nepotistic ties to the government to setup a new office to investigate this "Hammer Fist" situation. That company then contracted out to a secondary firm to do the job for 5 million dollars, which then turned around and contracted out the job to a third firm for 1 million dollars. The third firm then used the million to buy a corporate jet, and set up the office in the basement storage area of their office staffed with illegal immigrants picked up at home depot.

Due to most of the workers not speaking either English or Arabic the name "Zahrim" was being pronounced "Jahrem" and a nickname among the workers of "Jahre" was started. The department manager of the 3rd contractor firm who came up with the scheme was responsible for sending the list to the Department of Homeland Security but unfortunately his E-mail software spell check changed the nick name "Jahre" to "Yahweh". This resulted in Jesus being unintentionally stopped, frisked heavily, and cavity searched.

Damn I busted my ass for that gag and no replies LOL. Back to the drawing board... ;-)

m7_b5 wrote:Damn I busted my ass for that gag and no replies LOL. Back to the drawing board... ;-)

I think it was the misspelling of "unintentionally" at the bottom. That totally blew it for me.

Lontano wrote:

m7_b5 wrote:Damn I busted my ass for that gag and no replies LOL. Back to the drawing board... ;-)

I think it was the misspelling of "unintentionally" at the bottom. That totally blew it for me.

Blast my poor typing. Hmm I should have done it in word first. I keep forgetting that it doesn't highlight my errors in red in forum posts...

Ok did an edit and fixed all the typos.

We should integrate a free-be php spell checker into the forum code ;-)