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    Post by Gormuk3 Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:36 am

    Q) What MMO do you currently have the most interest in playing?
    A) I am currently playing WAR, and very much enjoying it!

    Q) Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?
    A) I have, and I feel that they are very much what I'm looking for in a gaming community.

    Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]
    A) I am, 29 years old here.

    Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended] I have.
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    Q) Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were you recruited by someone? If so, who?
    A) I currently do not know anyone in the guild. I came across your forum post on the Warhammer Alliance forums, and decided to check you guys out. Very Happy

    Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]
    A) Gormuk - Black Orc - Da Toughest!

    Q) Gender: [female, male]
    A) Male, as far as I know. Laughing

    Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]
    A) I currently reside in Bartlesville, Oklahoma.

    Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]
    A) I came across your post while surfing the Warhammer Alliance forums. I've also seen some of your members in game, but have not had an opportunity to group with any of them.

    Q) Are you currently in any other AoC, LOTRO, or Warhammer guilds?
    A) No, I tried AoC, but it just didn'y "click" with me, I guess. Beautiful game, though. I never did get to try LoTRO.

    Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?
    A) No, I have not. Hammerfist Clan was my first choice!

    Q) We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good? You're a standup comedian you say?
    A) I like tot hink I have a good, if not a little odd, sense of humor. I manage to keep all my friends and co-workers laughing all the time, so I must be doing something right. Laughing

    Q) What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from some other games eh? Tell us about them]
    A) Oh man, hehe. Let's see. I started my MMO "career", if you will, with Everquest. I played on the Solusek Ro Server for about 4 years, then moved on to City of Heroes. After CoH, I spent a bit of time in World of Warcraft, which lasted up until the release of Age of Conan. After AoC didn't pan out for me, I bided my time until the (eagerly anticipated) release of WAR! Other notable games I've played include: EQ2, DDO, and EvE Online.

    Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]
    A) I was searching for a guild that understood its members may have commitments outside the game, and that real life issues come first. I was also seeking a social community to join, not just a group of people powering their way through a game. From what I've seen, it looks like THC may be exactly what Ive been looking for!

    Q) Please tell a little about yourself, aside from gaming. Perhaps some hobbies, about your work, favorite story etc.
    A) Oh boy, hehe. Well, where to start. I'm a 29 year old male, living in Bartlesville, Oklahoma. I currently work overnights at the local Wal-Mart as a grocery stocker, but that will likely change soon. My hobbies (other than gaming? Question ) include hunting, fishing, hiking and camping. Pretty much anything outdoorsy (is that a word?). I also love to read, anything from classical literature to fantasy.

    Please remember to register here on these forums.
    A) Will do!


    Q) Do you have any questions for us?
    A) Nope, nothing springs to mind!
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    Post by Paranoia Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:48 am

    Cake or Pie? this is a trick question.................also....tell us a story, something funny or scary that happened to you...
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    Post by Dietche Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:53 am

    Paranoia's question is a trick, the proper answer is CakePie!
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    Post by Amnestie Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:25 pm

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    Post by Gormuk1 Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:58 pm

    Mmm.. Cakepie... yummy! Ok, I have a funny (at least I hope you'll think its funny!) story.

    So, I have a good friend that loves snakes, lizards, and all manner of exotic animals. We'll call him Paul, since thats his name. Laughing Amid Paul's collection of Boas, Pythons, lizards and fish, lies a beast known as a Sugar Glider. For those who aren't familiar with them, its basically a little nocturnal flying squirrel thing, with the big cute eyes, and the little skin flaps that run from its front legs to its rear legs, enabling it to "glide" short distances. Really cute, it emits rays of blinding cuteness, really.

    It's also the spawn of Satan. Twisted Evil

    To elaborate, this creature hated everyone, and everything but Paul. It hated me, hated Paul's wife Stephanie, hated the world. I never once saw it eat food of any kind. I personally believe the sugar glider was sustained by a furnace of burning hatred for everything non-Paul. When out of its cage, it would perch on Paul's shoulder, like a demonic Parrot, and hiss at anyone that got within eyeshot, before leapng away and gliding off to plot our deaths. This is a tale of one such plot, which almost worked. Very Happy

    it was a friday night, and I was over at Paul's with a bunch of our mutual friends, as was the norm for us at the time. Paul calls for me to come back into his bedroom to look at some new item he has, so I head that way. As I enter his room, I hear a *hiss* coming from above me, and to my left, from the top of a large bookcase he has. Instinctively, I turn to see whats going on, when my face most likely makes this expression: affraid
    I turned to see the Sugar Glider in mid leap, legs spread out, skin-flap-wing-things fully extended, heading right for me. Before I can react, *thwap*, this thing is wrapped around my head like a facehugger from Aliens! (Go for the eyes Boo!) So here I am, thrashing about, trying to pry this thing off my face. Paul, being the kind and helpful soul he is, begins to laugh so hard he cries. This of course brings in the rest of the gang, whose laughter drowns out my muffled cries of "HALP!" and "Oh God why is animals on my face?".

    A short time later the beast relents, and Im left with some scratches, and nice bite on my lip. Needless to say, I refused to enter hsi house again, unless that thing was in its cage. Even though I was a little mad about it at the time, looking back, I can see how it must have looked hilarious. Very Happy

    Ugh, that was way longer than I planned. Sorry for the wall of text, hope you enjoyed Gormuk vs The Sugar Glider!
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    Post by Lorahand Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:57 pm

    lol! Thumbs Up
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    Post by Dietche Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:54 pm

    Sugah Glidah mustest has cheezeburgah!!!
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    Post by Gormuk2 Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:22 am

    You know, we had eaten at a fast food joint shortly before the attack. Maybe I had some food stuck in my beard....I could totally be blaming the little guy for just being hungry. Maybe he was thinkin' Arby's? Very Happy
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    Post by Blayno Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:35 am

    That's an awesome story. I had a sugar glider for years. I had it since it was a baby, like I imagine your friend did, so it bonded with me. It also hated everyone else in the world. Unfortunately, it passed away. That's the most I've laughed at anything online this week. Kudos to you sir. Thumbs Up
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    Post by Gormuk3 Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:56 am

    Awww. Crying or Very sad Im sorry to hear about your Sugar glider, Blayno. Although the tone of my story may indicate otherwise, I really harbored no ill will towards the little guy. He was a really cute and interesting critter. Very Happy I thought about getting one myself, but the apartment complex I lived in at the time did not allow pets.

    I mentioned Paul had a few snakes. His largest was a Reticulated Python ( Python Reticulatus ), measuring about 12 feet long, if I remember. It was a very beautiful snake, but not too keen on being handled. Laughing I used to help Paul clean out its cage, and I'll tell you, that snake was unbelievably strong! Im not exactly a massive guy, and that snake would just manhandle me, hehe. Im sure it was amusing to watch. Razz

    I think I'll just stick with my cats ( two Manx!) for now. Very Happy
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    Post by Zular Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:37 am

    Damn you! you just made Mountain Dew come out my nose! It got all over my keyboard!

    I'll give you my Thumbs Up if you promise never to do this to me again.
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    Post by Troika Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:03 am

    I Don't care who you are, that's just funny as hell right there. Well not the part where you got all injurado, but it's wicked funny. Now I want a demonic pet to call my own. OOoOoohhh AAANNTTTILLLUUUSS!!!!!!!????!?!?!? hehehehhe Twisted Evil
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    Post by Nomad Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:51 am

    Zular wrote:Damn you! you just made Mountain Dew come out my nose! It got all over my keyboard!

    I'll give you my Thumbs Up if you promise never to do this to me again.

    Anyone who can force a drink spew gets my vote... Smile Thumbs Up
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    Post by Gormuk4 Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:47 am

    D'oh! Sorry about the drink spew, Zular. I just did that myself not too long ago, but while drinking a beer. It really burned, hehe. I notice you are a Tool fan! I am as well, rock on, man! headbang

    Troika: Don't worry about it, the injuries were really minor, and I laughed about it myself afterwards, once the initial shock wore off. Laughing
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    Post by Brakkish Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:48 pm

    This thread is full of win.

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    Post by Gormuk5 Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:24 pm

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