A) Warhammer Online
Q) Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?
A) Indeed I have.
Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]
A) Yes, in fact, almost several times that age...uh...when did that happen?
Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended]
A) Yep, sure did.
Q) Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were you recruited by someone? If so, who?
A) Nobody I'm aware of, but my friends and relatives rarely tell me what they're up to. I wasn't recruited by anyone, just your 'About Us' article and the 'Code of Conduct'.
Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]
A) Vladislav
Q) Gender: [female, male]
A) My gender, or my toons gender? I call ambiguous! OK, male. There.
Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]
A) Orlando, Florida
Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]
A) The warhammeralliance.com Ulthuan guild listing. Hammerfist Clan sounded like just the ticket for an old fart like me. Um, no offence to anyone in the clan. Really.
Q) Are you currently in any other AoC, LOTRO, or Warhammer guilds?
A) I'm in Ars Erthad on Gladden in LOTRO. I'd love to find a guild on Averheim for my Order toons...any recommendations?
Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?
A) No, not yet.
Q) We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good? You're a standup comedian you say?
A) I love to laugh. In fact, I am constantly laughing at the goofy things I do in-game that get me killed. It's a riot. Seriously, the only reason I play games is to have fun. I don't want a second job, or to babysit, or to have to have a spreadsheet open to fully understand why my lost 1v1 versus . If I'm not having fun, I quit playing. Life's too short and all that...
Q) What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from some other games eh? Tell us about them]
A) First...I do NOT have mad skillz. Well, they make me mad, but that's about it. That out of the way, I've played WOW (quite a bit, but I can't talk about it anymore), LOTRO, EVE Online, Guild Wars, and EQ2
Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]
A) I'm impressed that you cater to gamers with responsibilities. I like the 'Code of Conduct'. I thought that the article on warhammeralliance.com about the clan sounded like the perfect place for me, so here I am.
Q) Please tell a little about yourself, aside from gaming. Perhaps some hobbies, about your work, favorite story etc.
A) I am a web developer these days, and work for a small company here in Orlando.
Turn ons: riding bicycles, shooting photographs, making wheel-thrown pottery, being able to listen to my iPod when I'm slaving in the yard, annoying the cats in various ways...it's payback.
Turn offs: slaving in the yard during a typical Florida summer, finding petrified lizards in my computer, grilling in the rain, toilets that back up.
Lately I've been reading a couple of books by Eckhardt Tolle and trying to free myself from gratuitous ego fullfillment foo. It's a process...
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A) Okie dokie.
Q) Do you have any questions for us?
A) I like pie and cake, I can't really decide which is better. Any recommendations?