Melonic - Join Warhammer. [APPROVED]

Q) What MMO do you currently have the most interest in playing?

A) Warhammer Online.

Q) Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?

A) Yep.

Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]

A) 20 currently

Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended]

A) Several, nice to see the friendly comments left by current members.

Q) Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were
you recruited by someone? If so, who?

A) None that I know of yet.

Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]

A) Melonic.

Q) Gender: [female, male]

A) Male, but with great hair.

Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]

A) Florida.

Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]

A) Warhammer Alliance Forums.

Q) Are you currently in any other AoC, LOTRO, or Warhammer guilds?

A) None.

Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?

A) Nope.

Q) We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good?
You're a standup comedian you say?

A) I think my sense of humor is great, however that is just my opinion, yours may differ greatly based on how much you like the word meow. Meow.

Q) What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from
some other games eh? Tell us about them]

A) Started With some free to play text based mud's. Moved onto Star Wars Galaxies before SOE decided it was a good reason to gut one of the best skill/leveling systems out there (I really just stuck around as long as I did for the community.) Played a bit of WoW after that for the next 3-4 years off and on. Never really super serious and considered the PvP system terrible (unrewarding as I enjoy World PVP). I played Vangaurd at launch (terrible idea) but quit after about 2 months. Finally I played AoC at launch (I'm full of really bad ideas it seems) for about a month to a month and a half before quitting. Immediately dedicating myself to refreshing the Warhammer page over and over for the last couple month's drooling at any information.

I have been a officer, guild leader, or asked to be one or the other in almost all those games, however I have zero interest in any higher position coming to this game, I'm here to have fun and not be stressed out by a management position. Lot's of respect to this guilds leaders for handling it so well at least from the outside.

P.S. Sorry for the block of text.

Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]

A) Seems to be a mature, long lasting guild which means you have a very good officer core that wont take no guff*.
*(Noun 1. guff - unacceptable behavior (especially ludicrously false statements)
buncombe, bunkum, hogwash, rot, bunk)


Q) Please tell a little about yourself, aside from gaming. Perhaps some
hobbies, about your work, favorite story etc.

A) I mostly play MMO's and watch anime. I Especially love the excitement and exploring of a new MMO launch game before everything has been discovered and played to death. I work for everyones favorite/most hated big box retail store.

Please remember to register here on these forums.

A) Will do.

Q) Do you have any questions for us?

A) Most of my questions were answered by reading the questions left and answers given to other applicants.
But one quick question, official stance on Ham, for or against?

"Male, but with great hair" - ROFLMAO

Best answer to that question so far.

FYI - meow is a "great" word. It is especially great for use in Rock Band when you can't hit the notes on a song or don't know the words.

I like bacon, does that count?


I do like ham sandwiches, but ya got to put a decent amount of mustard on, then pile on some chips. Only way to go.

Good luck on the app, looks like a winner!


Edit: changed my mind, tell us your favorite high school prank, played on someone, or on yourself.

Woops, Meant to say I work for everyone's Favorite/Most hated big box electronics retail store. I apologize for this atrocious error on my part.

We put a rubber chicken inside a stuffed bunny rabbit, crucified it upside down with a pentagram painted behind it in the rafters of the auditorium? That has to be the best one. Next closest is knocking down a closet door to "cock block" my friend.

Melonica wrote: Next closest is knocking down a closet door to "cock block" my friend.

Oh no, you can't just leave it at that. Details, I'm dying to hear them.

Fine, all my friends developed this game to see who could cock block each other the most, we're just mean like that (More specifically i'm just mean like that) . I ended up winning based on the following story.

We were at this party and my friend and his girl snuck away for some personal time, me being highly observant at the time for lack of being drunk decided it would be fun to ruin the personal time. so we snuck into the room (not hard the door had no lock.) we then proceeded to pester them verbally as they were in a closet. The verbal harassment moved onto knocking on the door repeatedly when it suddenly gave way (shoddy door construction imo, I don't believe I was hitting it that hard) anyway, the door ended up falling inwards and landing on them. Other notable cock blocks that I can remember is having a friend with an acoustic guitar break into the room (no locks, one would assume they would have learned better at some point) and serenading them. And of course knocking on the door every 2 min for an hour till they gave up.

So there you go, boredom and story telling while beta servers are down.

Well I must say I do not condone blocking your fellow brethren from taking the tuna boat to china town, BUT you did use a word referred to as "Bunk" in your App, so from me.

funny stuff. from me.

i gotta agree...funny stories...lets see ya block some in game lol

Like the stories, have had a couple of those pulled on myself...But you know what they say..Hell hath no furry like a woman's scorn. So needless to say none of my guy friends managed to get any when I was around either for quite some time.



Gets a yes from me. App looks good.


btw--I love ham, I prefer it over turkey

Gdawg Andway. YOU cock blocked your guy friends? Now thats just wrong.

Oh and welcome Melonic! Id have to give you props as well for saying "bunk" and for falling on top your pals while hes trying to get sum. Thats something you'll remember forever. Memories folks..thats what its all aboot!