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I am such a great mom you know. While I so intent on reading why Luke is superior to Superman (for reasons that are beyond any logical explanation), I failed to notice my son walking up behind me.
He was looking at Otolith's avatar.....'um mom, are those supposed to be his legs?'
So we've got a lot of parents...
Keelin- Feeble Poster
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Keelin wrote:I am such a great mom you know. While I so intent on reading why Luke is superior to Superman (for reasons that are beyond any logical explanation), I failed to notice my son walking up behind me.
He was looking at Otolith's avatar.....'um mom, are those supposed to be his legs?'
And that would be our younger son, who is 10!
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My 3 year old son Haiden likes to pull down his pants and rub his naked
butt on me then proceed to tell people he stinkied Daddy.
I managed to get through most of this post without laughing. Then I almost stinkied my pants. Thanks Ador
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U have never been put in your place until your 2 year old nephew tells you, "Uncle Scott you is gettin' on my nerveses."
I was speechless.
or when my other nephew, when he was 4, quoted Toby Keith and told his mom, "How bout I break a boot off in your ass."
OR the bestest one...
My niece told her mom(same mom as Toby Keith), "I wanna see me gina(it's missing the va) on tv." great a little porn star in the family, just what we need.
I was speechless.
or when my other nephew, when he was 4, quoted Toby Keith and told his mom, "How bout I break a boot off in your ass."
OR the bestest one...
My niece told her mom(same mom as Toby Keith), "I wanna see me gina(it's missing the va) on tv." great a little porn star in the family, just what we need.
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I got a couple of good ones.
So we are riding in the car and my oldest son(12) is fishing for "how do big babies come out of somewhere so small" (yeah he is a typical 12yo) when my middle son(9) says "Duh....women have a bagina and it stretches really huge!"
My wife was in shock, and I couldn't quit laughing.
and,
Yesterday I took my youngest son(4) fishing at this little creek by our house. We caught alot of catfish. When we got home he proceeds to tell my wife "My brothers are gonna be really pissed off when they see this crap". I have to learn to watch my mouth.
With 3 sons, and another on the way, I could tell these stories all night but 2 is enough for now.
So we are riding in the car and my oldest son(12) is fishing for "how do big babies come out of somewhere so small" (yeah he is a typical 12yo) when my middle son(9) says "Duh....women have a bagina and it stretches really huge!"
My wife was in shock, and I couldn't quit laughing.and,
Yesterday I took my youngest son(4) fishing at this little creek by our house. We caught alot of catfish. When we got home he proceeds to tell my wife "My brothers are gonna be really pissed off when they see this crap". I have to learn to watch my mouth.
With 3 sons, and another on the way, I could tell these stories all night but 2 is enough for now.
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One of our daughters earliest expressions was "compyshoe" -
It took forever to figure it out. At the end of Sesame Street:
"...and from generous contributions by viewers like you; Thank you."
It took forever to figure it out. At the end of Sesame Street:
"...and from generous contributions by viewers like you; Thank you."
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Well after listening to vent on speaker for the last week while playing warhammer with you guys, my kids have learned a few new catchy words to share. We (Dietche and myself) aren't angels, we curse in front of our kids just not real often. However this morning while checking on our 8 yr old son I hear "Protect the flag you fucktard!" ... he doesn't speak real clearly (two out of three of our kids are autisic) but let me tell you this was loud and clear. A few mins ago he ran in here yelling about "oh F*ck I got one shotted" ... yikes! He said he was sorry but I still laughed when he walked away. He loves Star Wars Battlefront 2 which is what he was cursing about today.
he doesn't speak real clearly (two out of three of our kids are autisic) but let me tell you this was loud and clear. A few mins ago he ran in here yelling about "oh F*ck I got one shotted" ... yikes! He said he was sorry but I still laughed when he walked away. He loves Star Wars Battlefront 2 which is what he was cursing about today. _________________
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry, not something we'd want your child to hear. But I have to admit, saying it in my head and trying to imagine the action in the scenario at the time this was spouted off,... I had a good chuckleSacara wrote: "Protect the flag you fucktard!"
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My husband really likes "Family Guy" which I try not to let our 2 year old watch. The last episode we watched they were chanting "SLUT SLUT SLUT" vehemently. My beautiful baby girl turned to me and with a gleeful look on her face yelled, "SLUT". She has also, unfortunately, picked up "sucks" from me. But so far no "real" cusswords despite my Attius' creative use of F$ck as an adjective and my repeated cursing at the dog. I was sure her first real sentence would be, "DAMMIT TANGO!"
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