Alanras wrote:OMG, OUCH! I think it's a good thing when people that dumb are unable to reproduce.

lol...Amen

Andway wrote:

Alanras wrote:OMG, OUCH! I think it's a good thing when people that dumb are unable to reproduce.

lol...Amen

Agreed.

Okay one more "When I used to be a cop story" since I have a variable plethora of stupid stories. Called to person in duress at a barn. Arrived to find 60 year old male deceased, hanging from barn rafter. Dressed in black latex, porn on small portable tv, member dangling as well. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.....stepped off the hay bail and was unable to get back up (no pun intended).

Unfortunately, he'd already procreated, as his 19 year old son found him.



Rayve (aka SPudd)

Ok, a few new ones. I am sure that most of you have heard two of the stories already.

#1.) Early Friday morning, 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour . . . a security guard at Wal-Mart in Valley Stream, New York. . . was TRAMPLED TO DEATH by holiday shoppers.

According to Wal-Mart officials, about 2,000 people (the idiots) were waiting to get into the store for Black Friday sales, and when the doors opened at 5:00 A.M., Jdimytai got caught up in the stampede and was shoved to the floor.

Overall, FOUR others were injured, including a woman who is eight months pregnant. (WABC News 7 - New York)

#2.) Also on Friday, 28-year-old Juan Meza and 39-year-old Alejandro Moreno (the idiots) shot each other DEAD while shopping at Toys "R" Us in Palm Desert, California.

According to police, Juan and Alejandro started chasing each other around the crowded store and SHOOTING at one another . . . after their lady friends got into an argument. Fortunately, no one else was injured. (Los Angeles Times)

#3.) On Thanksgiving night, police responded to a burglar alarm at PNC Bank in Montgomery Township, New Jersey.

Anyway, the police (the idiots) saw a person inside through the bank's front window . . . so they sealed off the area and evacuated three nearby buildings before trying to make contact with the bank robbers.

But after using bullhorns and making several phone calls to the bank . . . the robbers still hadn't responded.

So after a few hours, a SWAT team entered the bank to take out the robbers, only to learn that the "bank robber" they'd seen in the window . . . was actually a cardboard cutout. (Yahoo News)

For those of you who don't know ......he's a very well known Wide Receiver for the New York Giants Football team...and the dumbass just had to turn himself in for illegal possession of a firearm after the moron shot himself in the leg with his own gun in a nightclub.

Just proves once again....money does not mean intelligence.

Rave wrote:For those of you who don't know ......he's a very well known Wide Receiver for the New York Giants Football team...and the dumbass just had to turn himself in for illegal possession of a firearm after the moron shot himself in the leg with his own gun in a nightclub.

Just proves once again....money does not mean intelligence.

No, but a lot of them seem to think, wrongly, that it buys immunity from their own stupidity. I present as my prima facia evidence the gentleman from the NY Giants, the Vicks brothers, and a whole plethora of folks with more money than sense whom seem determined to improve the world by trying to remove themselves with their own dimwittedness. I just hope they don't take too many innocent bystanders along with them.

Then again, if they did, there would be a few less folks on the freeway in the morning.

Pop Quiz: What are usually the last words of a Redneck?


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Breygon wrote:

Pop Quiz: What are usually the last words of a Redneck?


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"Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

Lol that is totally what i'm saying before I die. That's something people will remember!

Police said a woman was arrested after asking a state trooper whether she could smoke—and then trying to light up a marijuana joint. Honesty Knight (the idiot), 32, was a passenger in a vehicle that Trooper Eric Perkins pulled over for a traffic violation early Friday. While the trooper was talking to the driver, Knight obtained the trooper's permission to smoke.

Police say Perkins then asked to see the cigarette, which contained marijuana, not tobacco.

Knight faces a preliminary charge of possession of paraphernalia. She was released from jail on bond, but couldn't be located for comment because no home telephone number was listed in her name. (Associated Press)

Balamac wrote:Lol that is totally what i'm saying before I die. That's something people will remember!

I plan on "Let me try something, I saw it on TV once..."