Zahrim wrote:I heard about this on the Opie & Anthony Show...she really is the dumbest person alive today. Her husbands retirement is completely drained...how is she still breathing?!

Daily News Online wrote:Last Thursday, 50-year-old William Smith of Kelso, Washington, was convicted of rape . . . after he tricked three women into signing "relations contracts" with him.

Smith drew up the contracts agreeing to help three women . . . two of whom are his relatives . . . to pay for child care, housing costs, clothing and breast augmentation surgery . . . in return for sexual favors. The women say they didn't want to have sex with Smith . . . but they thought they had to since they'd signed a contract.

According to the prosecutor on the case, "[Smith's] own words tell us what he's doing . . . The language in these contracts clearly shows he knows he's committing a crime, that he wants to make them his relations slaves because he wants control."

Smith's sentencing is on December 30th. He could get up to 20 years in prison and $40,000 in fines.

Balamac wrote:I truly believe people are getting dumber.

Darwin Awards wrote:Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the proshop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining three some were asked to leave the course. This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.