"We're sorry, but the gentleman who looks after our database has a chronic case of Deleteitis. He randomly hits the 'delete' key on his keyboard several times a day."

Fortunately, I was able to find a copy of the interview....

IGN: Hello Brakkish. What can you tell us about The Hammerfist Clan?
Brakkish: Huh-huh, huh-huh.
Brakkish: Sucks. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
Brakkish: Huh-huh. Uh...could you repeat the question?
IGN: Do you guys consider yourself a mature, skillful guild?
Brakkish: Yeah. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
IGN: So what sets Hammerfist Clan apart from all the others?
Brakkish: I like it when stuff blows up and knocks people over. Huh-huh.
Brakkish: [Smacks Dornie on the ass]
Brakkish: Shut up, Dornie. I was saying something. Huh-huh. Uh...what was I saying?
IGN: Your influence in today's guilds.
Brakkish: What's today?
IGN: Tuesday.
Brakkish: Oh, yeah. What was I saying?
IGN: Your influence in the MMORPG world. You said you like to blow stuff up.
Brakkish: Whoa! You must have one of those pornographic memories! Huh-huh. Uh...I like to burn stuff, but that doesn't mean *you* have to. Huh-huh, huh-huh. It would be cool if you did, though.
Hector: Yeah. Huh-huh. Fire! Fire! Fire!
IGN: So what's the coolest thing you've ever burned?
Brakkish: Uh...My underarm hair. Huh-huh.
Brakkish : Yeah, that was pretty cool. Huh-huh. It smelled cool, too.
IGN: Why was that so cool?
Brakkish: It was, like, unexpectant? We were torching a June bug with a can of Lysol and a lighter, and it ended up burning Hector's face. Huh-huh, huh-huh. It was like a bonus.
Brakkish: Huh-huh. I burned my bonus.
IGN: Well, let me ask you this: Do you guys find anything funny that isn't scatological?
Brakkish: Uh...sure. Lots of stuff. Like, uh, butts are funny.
IGN: Anything besides butts?
Brakkish: Farts are funny. Because they come out of your butt. Huh-huh.
Brakkish: Did you know any time anyone is born, they come out right next to a butt? Huh-huh.
Brakkish: Yeah. Even the president of the Unites States.
IGN: So what's your point?
Brakkish: Well, uh...that's pretty cool. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
IGN: What do you think about Age of Conan?
Brakkish: It's cool.
IGN: Have you read the lore behind Conan?
Brakkish: Huh...
IGN: Do you know what I'm talking about?
Brakkish: Uh...no. Huh-huh.
IGN: It's a story about Conan...written in a book...full of words...
Brakkish: Words suck.
THE END

Sorry, I just couldn't help myself

I laughed my ass off.





Long live:

My first acting role! I'm so proud...I'd like to thank the acadamy....my mother and father...my hairdresser...Dornies ass for all the inspiration...Bull for just flat out hating us Arizona folks...lets see have I left anyone out? Oh yes the leader of our little band of merry mirth, .... the best part of what we do here in the world of Hammerfist JADE.



Fire Fire Fire

Well, how cool is that, i ask? Way to go!

woohoo! go brakkish!

It's up for all to read! Good interview Brakk!

The Hammerfist Clan Interview

Brakkish wrote:I'll be spamming the join server button naturally, with my bag of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on hand! Don't ask, the Cheetos and Mountain Dew come from my days as a young pup, sitting around the table playing DnD with my high school buddies. Way back in the best decade ever, the glorious 80's! *grin*

GO 80's! WOOOT! Anyone remember Jolt? All the sugar and twice the cafein!

Interview wrote:If you could invite three famous living people to join your guild, whom would you drag into battle with you?

Brakkish: Donald Trump - To fund the troops. Chef Ramsey (Hell's Kitchen) - To feed the troops. And Jenna Jameson to.... well never mind the rest of that. *wink*

Brakk I had no idea your a Ramsey buff I love the guy even if he stole my style of in your face honesty and team building!. We have to get together and have a Ramsey beer night!! With spam of course!

Cool...that interview was so much better than the one I previously posted.

Good job, Brakkish!

Nice interview man...