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    Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

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    Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Brakkish on Mon May 12, 2008 12:48 pm

    She never sleeps at night. And by pure power of suggestion, her name speaks volumes. Therefore she must be a vampire.

    Now what do we do with her is the question. Garlic and stakes? Or do we stand around like innocent lambs to the slaughter and wait her wrath to rain down upon us.


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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Killer_Shark on Mon May 12, 2008 12:57 pm

    Why not garlic AND stakes?

    Or steaks for that matter...............


    What time is dinner?

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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Khalrez on Mon May 12, 2008 1:12 pm

    Killer_Shark wrote:Why not garlic AND stakes?

    Or steaks for that matter...............


    What time is dinner?

    Not that kind of stake noob! /slap
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Killer_Shark on Mon May 12, 2008 1:17 pm

    Khalrez wrote:
    Killer_Shark wrote:Why not garlic AND stakes?

    Or steaks for that matter...............


    What time is dinner?

    Not that kind of stake noob! /slap

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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Bigu on Mon May 12, 2008 1:27 pm

    mmmmm, did i hear something about steaks?
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    Post by Cauldron on Mon May 12, 2008 1:53 pm

    Is she really a vampire? Seriously?

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    Post by Khalrez on Mon May 12, 2008 1:54 pm

    Cauldron wrote:Is she really a vampire? Seriously?

    No of course not. It's just that when Brakkish falls madly in love with her he wants to be able to excuse himself with the old "she used her vampire charms on me!" routine. Razz
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Cauldron on Mon May 12, 2008 2:03 pm

    Well, I had a HUGE post ready and typed but then I remembered "Interview With The Vampire," the movie (remember I am an asstard) and I had to delete the entire damned thing. For who am I to contest love and it's policies. If in fact, if I have even managed to spell half these words correctly, then I have accomplished at least something. Thank you and I leave you in the grace and mercy of the Lord. Good Day.

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    Post by Rhuu on Mon May 12, 2008 2:20 pm

    Brakkish wrote:She never sleeps at night. And by pure power of suggestion, her name speaks volumes. Therefore she must be a vampire.

    Now what do we do with her is the question. Garlic and stakes? Or do we stand around like innocent lambs to the slaughter and wait her wrath to rain down upon us.

    I say we keep her! We'll just keep feeding her our enemies as snacks, then we're all happy! Twisted Evil


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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Brakkish on Mon May 12, 2008 6:01 pm

    Don't... look... into.. her eyes...




    See them skulls in the pool of blood? Yep, that's what happens


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    Post by Bevhawk on Mon May 12, 2008 8:35 pm

    Mmmmm steak... nom nom nom
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    Post by hsalive on Mon May 12, 2008 8:37 pm

    the last time i fell in love with a vampire she kept me gaming for days

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    Post by Stigma on Mon May 12, 2008 8:47 pm

    Vampires are great. Just depends on where they suck.

    I, uh, mean that in a strictly biblical sense, Mr. Corpsegoddess's boyfriend. Please don't kill me with your vampire blood-fueled rage.
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Jerole on Mon May 12, 2008 8:57 pm

    I knew I had that gut feeling about her. There is no problem though jocolor
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    Post by Jephthah on Mon May 12, 2008 9:06 pm

    This is so gonna kill my "Ass Master title"
    I say we keep her.
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    You never know when some body is going to come under and want to kill us. Vampires are powerful.
    Killing her, might just release some ghost that we might not beable to get rid of.
    Oh come on, who are we kidding, she is better locking then all of us guys lol.
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Brandonius on Mon May 12, 2008 9:28 pm

    I wish I was a vampire. Then I would no longer need to sleep, I would just lock myself in a closet and play AOC on my laptop all day. Then hunt noobs every couple of nights to keep myself alive.

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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Rhuu on Mon May 12, 2008 10:38 pm

    Brakkish wrote:Don't... look... into.. her eyes...




    See them skulls in the pool of blood? Yep, that's what happens

    Well... with that picture, her eyes are the last thing I'd be looking at. Embarassed

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    Post by Stigma on Mon May 12, 2008 11:40 pm

    Jephthah wrote:Oh come on, who are we kidding, she is better locking then all of us guys lol.
    Yeah, she can lock with the best of them, no doubt. Or did you mean better looking? That might be the case, so long as she doesn't look like this:










    Always nice to meet a girl that, when offered a moustache ride, can answer "your face or mine?"

    I apologize in advance for any erectile dysfunction I may cause forum members who look at this picture.
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Jephthah on Tue May 13, 2008 12:05 am

    yes better looking, lol, I should read my post before clicking send.

    and yes you have damaged for the rest of my life.
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    Post by Bevhawk on Tue May 13, 2008 11:40 am

    Someone pls pass the eye bleach
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    Post by Otolith on Tue May 13, 2008 8:28 pm

    i really can't figure out if that is a man or woman. the hair looks real.
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Ghalandria on Fri May 16, 2008 3:30 pm

    I didn't want to try to figure it out. Someone should frame that picture or put it on the back of t shirts.
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Lemartes on Fri May 16, 2008 3:35 pm

    Rhuu wrote:
    Brakkish wrote:Don't... look... into.. her eyes...




    See them skulls in the pool of blood? Yep, that's what happens

    Well... with that picture, her eyes are the last thing I'd be looking at. Embarassed

    reminds me of the movie beowolf.....i think i would just be a victim with a smile on my face
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by Noz on Fri May 30, 2008 2:47 pm

    Dao Jones wrote:








    lol! wow......................... the ugliest person I have EVER seen. ty for this

    has to be a man with a wig + boob job
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    Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.

    Post by hsalive on Fri May 30, 2008 3:03 pm

    i hate to break it to you but its most likely real, the date stamp on the photo, the flowers on the shirt are give aways for me

    and i've seen women with mustaches like that

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