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    A good wifes guide...

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    A good wifes guide...

    Post by Skrymir1 on Fri May 09, 2008 10:20 am



    How the world has changed since then. Makes for a good laugh now.

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    Post by Skrymir1 on Fri May 09, 2008 10:21 am

    It got cut off. Here is a direct

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    Post by Skrymir1 on Fri May 09, 2008 10:21 am

    That didnt work either, haha.

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    Re: A good wifes guide...

    Post by Khalrez on Fri May 09, 2008 10:37 am

    Hahaha! I've read things similar to this before, and it just goes to show you what a different world we live in today. Geez if you took this to my college and showed it around you'd have every girl in the entire school out to murder you lol.

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    Post by Skrymir1 on Fri May 09, 2008 10:53 am

    haha, Khalrez, that sounds like a challenge, perhaps I'll just do that Twisted Evil

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    Post by Stigma on Fri May 09, 2008 11:10 pm

    You can actually still find some of those in print. I bought my friends (a married couple) books on how to be a proper man and a proper woman, circa the 1950s. Classic reading, but it'll leave you feeling a little dirty inside.
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    Re: A good wifes guide...

    Post by Heztac on Sat May 10, 2008 7:49 am

    My wife just tossed the laptop in the pool. Guess she need to learn her place in my world.

    For those of you who have not yet had the joys of wedded bliss here are the 4 key phrases to remember. They have served me well for 13 years.

    1) "yes dear"..... Very Happy
    2) "whatever you say dear".... Smile
    3) "right away dear"... Razz

    and my personal favor

    4) "if not sooner dear"... affraid

    Now be sure to use them in compound form and you too will have many years of bliss....
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    Re: A good wifes guide...

    Post by Cander on Sat May 10, 2008 7:57 am

    So I'm reading through all that thinking, "Man, this is some good stuff!" And then it hits me..."Aww hell...I'M the house'wife'."

    *goes to dust the coffee table* Mad
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    Re: A good wifes guide...

    Post by Ajax on Sat May 10, 2008 8:45 am

    The secret to a lengthy marriage is really quite simple:
    Happy wife, happy life.
    Selective deafness seemed to help as well.... Laughing

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    Post by Stigma on Sat May 10, 2008 9:19 am

    Collosia wrote:So I'm reading through all that thinking, "Man, this is some good stuff!" And then it hits me..."Aww hell...I'M the house'wife'."

    *goes to dust the coffee table* Mad
    While you're there, make me a sandwich. And for God's sake, would it kill you to freshen up a little?
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    Re: A good wifes guide...

    Post by Cauldron on Mon May 12, 2008 1:53 am

    I'm not married so... But I am a firm believer in serial monogamy or hollywood style, as they call it nowadays. Though the legal paperwork is a drag and can seem like a headlock to some. Legal paperwork also removes alot from natural love, well I shouldn't be so indicative, as that is my feeling as far as I know it, in relation to guildmates anyway. At the risk of seeming grammatically absurd, I will leave that last sentence as it is, although it does seem rather odd.

    Women have come a long way. The most interesting bit I believe is the Declaration of Sentiments, fashioned by Stanton, Mott, and Anthony in the 19th century. The paper was modeled after the Dec. Independance and was signed at the first women's rights convention in Seneca Falls, NY.

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