by Cauldron Tue May 13, 2008 9:19 pminside Alba
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Rhodar
Cauldron
Bigu
Otolith
Boomslang
Kaeltyr
Kalvatar
Lemartes
Jerole
Ajax
Peanut
Viin
hsalive
Dornie
Stigma
Brakkish
Cyric
Brandonius
Hurok
BadbeatTguy
Heztac
Noz
lorddrow
Nulli
Geoff
Scripture13
Bullarky
31 posters
Two word story... Chapter 1 (Complete)
Cauldron- Casual Poster
Number of posts : 114
Age : 47
Location : Kentucky USA
Exerience Points : 145606
Registration date : 2008-05-08
tyfp gargoyle- Extensive Poster
Number of posts : 211
Age : 34
Exerience Points : 146209
Registration date : 2008-04-15
Hey man!
Otolith- Extensive Poster
Number of posts : 196
Age : 43
Location : Bay City, TX
Hammerfist games : Retired AoC
Exerience Points : 145612
Registration date : 2008-05-09
Nice shot!
lorddrow- Forum Royalty
Number of posts : 598
Age : 54
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Exerience Points : 146224
Registration date : 2008-04-15
What the...
Cyric- Moderate Poster
Number of posts : 126
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Exerience Points : 145925
Registration date : 2008-04-26
echo echo...
Bullarky- Forum Imperial
Number of posts : 934
Location : WPB, FL
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Hammerfist games :
AOC - Retired
WAR - Retired
LotRO - Smashing Goblins and Orcs as we speak!
Exerience Points : 146328
Registration date : 2008-04-16
Character sheet
Forum Class: Lurker!
Health:
(21/42)
Mana:
(32/42)
Long ago there was a boob job specialist with really slick hair who loved his assistant Brakkish.
Brakkish wasn't your rubberfist captain very hairy?
Aside from being a complete noob, Sevrus is your huckleberry pie eating uber cool man goat. He likes chocolate cake smeared on his balls every night by Brakk whose nipples point south while his "sword" is pointing north. Towards the tied up cyclops.
Meanwhile eating a very moldy piece of road kill Bullarky discovers a huge pile of green carrots.
"How odd," replied Hector. Then points at that humungous hairy rabid llama licking Bullarky's man junk.
The llama says, "it tastes like man junk."
Brakk asks, "How could I learn Dornie's secrets?"
It's so sad. I, Lorddrow, started to choke because he wanted to jump onto a rhino's man junk.
"OH MY! That's Large!"
Then cuts through the dynomite sausage with a butter knife which really was bloody from the botched surgery of Bullarky during the drag show. Then the potato famine caused massive anal secretion that smells like a massive pile of flowers.
Brown cow looking for green fields plus a pow wow or a family reunion surprise party or BBQ.
Balls deep inside Alba.
Hey Man! Nice shot!
What the...
echo echo...
----end chapter one
As this chapter comes to a close a new one will be opened.
Brakkish wasn't your rubberfist captain very hairy?
Aside from being a complete noob, Sevrus is your huckleberry pie eating uber cool man goat. He likes chocolate cake smeared on his balls every night by Brakk whose nipples point south while his "sword" is pointing north. Towards the tied up cyclops.
Meanwhile eating a very moldy piece of road kill Bullarky discovers a huge pile of green carrots.
"How odd," replied Hector. Then points at that humungous hairy rabid llama licking Bullarky's man junk.
The llama says, "it tastes like man junk."
Brakk asks, "How could I learn Dornie's secrets?"
It's so sad. I, Lorddrow, started to choke because he wanted to jump onto a rhino's man junk.
"OH MY! That's Large!"
Then cuts through the dynomite sausage with a butter knife which really was bloody from the botched surgery of Bullarky during the drag show. Then the potato famine caused massive anal secretion that smells like a massive pile of flowers.
Brown cow looking for green fields plus a pow wow or a family reunion surprise party or BBQ.
Balls deep inside Alba.
Hey Man! Nice shot!
What the...
echo echo...
----end chapter one
As this chapter comes to a close a new one will be opened.
Brakkish- Ascended 3000+
Number of posts : 3753
Age : 52
Location : AZ
Hammerfist games : Currently Ikariam, King's Age
Exerience Points : 148079
Registration date : 2008-02-12
Character sheet
Forum Class: Spambot
Health: (1000/1200)
Mana: (600/1200)
Lol that was awesome 
