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    A unique new hobby

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    A unique new hobby

    Post by Rave on Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:53 pm

    Ahhh craig's list.

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    Date: 2008-12-08, 11:24AM EST


    A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the mens room and take a huge shit. I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom. I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Northern VA. I currently have 3 businesses that Im waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure Im the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if its a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card.



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    Re: A unique new hobby

    Post by Paranoia on Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:56 pm

    That is nasty....!


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    Re: A unique new hobby

    Post by Annewing on Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:37 pm

    rofl


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    Re: A unique new hobby

    Post by Alanras on Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:49 pm

    lol!


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    Re: A unique new hobby

    Post by Ulfaro on Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:55 pm

    Does he do parties?


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    Re: A unique new hobby

    Post by Andway on Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:55 pm

    Gawd ppl are morons.

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