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    Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

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    Rave
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    Mood Kick Some Ass Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Rave on Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:50 pm

    Found this floating around in cyber.....it's hilarious, and let's admit it people, we've all had these thoughts. I do at least once a month as I'm trying to buy my baby wipes and ground beef.

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    The Costco Rant




    To the old people shopping at Costco today:
    I dont know whose idea it was to open the gates at the raisin farm and I dont care. If you are going to be out in the general public, use some common Freaking sense and throw in a dash of courtesy and respect. If the carts alone weigh more than you and you cant handle pushing one, take your wrinkles, stale stank and erratic hair growth and go shop at Sobeys.

    To the receipt checker at Costco:
    I dont find it cute nor charming that you sort through my groceries with a most lecherous expression, trying desperately to find some purchase I have made that establishes we have something in common. I did not come here to get hit on. Give me my Freaking cart and let me get away from all of the blue hairs.

    To the idiot cart boys at Costco:
    I understand that your position does not require a graduate degree and the hiring standards reflect that. But to block the exit with a quarter mile long string of carts? What the Freaking Fork, people? And just what are you trying to achieve by creating a second, longer string of carts to block my cars exit from the goddamned parking lot? Surely I have demonstrated I am not a pleasant person that you want hanging around all bloody afternoon.

    To Costco:
    I drop $500 a month at your establishment. Do you really need to ask me if Id like my 75 items neatly packed in boxes or just thrown loosely into the trunk of my car for the added convenience of spending the next 3 hours unloading it into my house? Give me the Freaking boxes.

    To the jaywalkers:
    I just spent the last ninety minutes fighting off bed shitters, horny grocery boys, incompetent cart mongers and my own growing impatience. If you want to cut across the street in my path, you had better Freaking hustle it.

    Fork off old people.
    Fork off receipt checker.
    Fork off cart boys.
    Fork off Costco.
    Fork off jaywalkers.
    Youre all on my list.




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    Mood Kick Some Ass Re: Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Keleck on Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:59 pm

    Priceless.

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    Mood Kick Some Ass Re: Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Ulfaro on Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:48 pm

    cheers


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    Mood Kick Some Ass Re: Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Annewing on Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:51 pm

    I love Costco - well there gas prices rock!


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    Mood Kick Some Ass Re: Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Alanras on Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:03 pm

    LOL


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    Mood Kick Some Ass Re: Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Andway on Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:22 pm

    lol!


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    Mood Kick Some Ass Re: Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Zular on Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:15 am

    It somehow becomes funnier when run through the language filter. What the Freaking Fork, people?

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    Mood Kick Some Ass Re: Costco Rant...Hilarious but lots of cussing.

    Post by Brakkish on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:36 am

    Zular wrote:It somehow becomes funnier when run through the language filter. What the Freaking Fork, people?
    lol!

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    Post by Rave on Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:04 pm

    Yeah that was my favorite line as well.....that and putting up with the diaper shitters lol! .

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