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    WARNING!!! ADULT IN NATURE (not to mention weird)

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    Post by Rave on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:26 pm

    I found this on the best of Craig's List....It's pretty graphic so I substituted "Banana and Doughnut" for a few select words to keep it relatively "R" rated instead of "X".

    Girl seeking WoW player - w4m


    Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT


    Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


    I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

    You must be ok with "doughnut" and "doughnut hole" penetration, as well as eating "lots of doughnuts", and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

    But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your "doughtnut" feels so good on my "banana" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and "banana your Doughnut hole" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

    What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

    - You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
    - You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
    - You must be able to spell.
    - You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
    - At least 5'10".
    - No blondies.
    - Dark hair, dark eyes
    - Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

    About me:

    - I am 5'8"
    - 150lbs
    - Blue eyes and brown hair.
    - I know a lot about video games.
    - I want to #$@% you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.


    Anywho...thought that was kinda funny, thought I'd share.



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    Post by Alanras on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:37 pm

    LOL, dang people have some odd fantasies.


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    Post by Annewing on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:38 pm

    OMG!! That's hilarious! Thanks for posting it. Laughing


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    Post by Ulfaro on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:46 pm

    "doughnut" and "doughnut hole" How many holes are we talking about here?


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    Post by Rave on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:57 pm

    I'll leave that up to your imagination. I'm not here to judge.


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    Post by Lorahand on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:59 pm

    Did you get the email addy for that person Twisted Evil


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    Post by Averna on Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:01 pm

    Ulfaro wrote:"doughnut" and "doughnut hole" How many holes are we talking about here?

    Yeah, use your imagination but http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ has the original posting. And many others. I like the one requesting someone to pretend to be an animatronic dinosaur from Jurassic Park for sexual purposes. Hehe.


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    Post by Andway on Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:09 pm

    5'8 and 150lbs? No wonder she hasn't had sex in 8 months.


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    Post by Lorahand on Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:16 pm

    Andway wrote:5'8 and 150lbs? No wonder she hasn't had sex in 8 months.

    Wow thats harsh lol!


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    Post by Zee on Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:43 pm

    Ulfaro wrote:"doughnut" and "doughnut hole" How many holes are we talking about here?
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    Post by Zular on Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:19 pm

    Averna wrote:Yeah, use your imagination but http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ has the original posting. And many others. I like the one requesting someone to pretend to be an animatronic dinosaur from Jurassic Park for sexual purposes. Hehe.
    Gee, thanks for the link. There goes the rest of my night... Smile
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    Post by Averna on Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:37 pm

    Zular wrote:
    Averna wrote:Yeah, use your imagination but http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ has the original posting. And many others. I like the one requesting someone to pretend to be an animatronic dinosaur from Jurassic Park for sexual purposes. Hehe.
    Gee, thanks for the link. There goes the rest of my night... Smile

    The Super Mario Brothers one is good too. Clearly, I'm wasting just as much time reading these as you are. The creativity of some people really impresses me, lol.
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    Post by Breygon on Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:07 pm

    I am sure the ladies will get a snicker out of the ad looking to "adopt out" her husband. My favorite was the codegirl ad.

    I wonder if she is willing to relocate....


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    Post by Balamac on Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:47 pm

    mmm... timbits.

    lol anywho yeah, some people have rather, err... odd fantasies Razz
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    Post by RiVenoX on Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:32 am

    Allstar Dota player seeking like minded female for hot scourge on sentinel action.

    Can you sit for prolonged periods of time on my lap being super hot while I pwn n00bs?

    Are you as PHAT as leviathan stacked full of HoTs?

    Are you level 18 or higher ?

    Then you may have what it takes to be my Crystal Maiden

    Reply with a pic... and I will do the same.

    Please no IRL fat messes.. I live an active lifestyle both in and out of the game.

    I'm a super nice guy, I don't gank on the first game, and I'll never try to gank you from behind.

    I'm in it for the long run, and will never leave a game before it's over.





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    Post by Suzume on Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:31 pm

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    Post by Ghoulie on Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:24 pm

    Andway wrote:5'8 and 150lbs? No wonder she hasn't had sex in 8 months.

    5'8" and 150lbs gives you a BMI of 23ish. Normal weight is supposedly between 18-25: http://www.consumer.gov/weightloss/bmi.htm (I'm just confused by your statement).

    Also, when I first read through the Craigslist post, I didn't realize doughnut was a substituted word. Hilarous post lol.
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    Post by Breygon on Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:36 pm

    I don't buy the BMI. I am 6'1 and 240. According to the calculators, I am "obese". I am anything but obese. By those same standards some of the pro football players are also "obese". Yeah right.
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    Post by Averna on Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:53 pm

    Breygon wrote:I don't buy the BMI. I am 6'1 and 240. According to the calculators, I am "obese". I am anything but obese. By those same standards some of the pro football players are also "obese". Yeah right.

    Yeah, the problem is that the BMI doesn't take muscle vs. fat into account. As I'm in the process of getting into better shape, I'm probably gaining weight since I'm actually getting some muscles back.
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    Post by Nomad on Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:58 pm

    Averna wrote:
    Breygon wrote:I don't buy the BMI. I am 6'1 and 240. According to the calculators, I am "obese". I am anything but obese. By those same standards some of the pro football players are also "obese". Yeah right.

    Yeah, the problem is that the BMI doesn't take muscle vs. fat into account. As I'm in the process of getting into better shape, I'm probably gaining weight since I'm actually getting some muscles back.

    now dont be selfish, take some pics in a skimpy bikini so we can compare to Nitenymphs WE in full oober armor. Oh, dont forget to smile Smile


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    Post by Averna on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:09 pm

    Nomad wrote:
    Averna wrote:
    Breygon wrote:I don't buy the BMI. I am 6'1 and 240. According to the calculators, I am "obese". I am anything but obese. By those same standards some of the pro football players are also "obese". Yeah right.

    Yeah, the problem is that the BMI doesn't take muscle vs. fat into account. As I'm in the process of getting into better shape, I'm probably gaining weight since I'm actually getting some muscles back.

    now dont be selfish, take some pics in a skimpy bikini so we can compare to Nitenymphs WE in full oober armor. Oh, dont forget to smile Smile

    Note: I said "some muscles". This is coming from zero muscles and everything covered in a layer of flab. Granted, I've still never weighed more than 125 pounds, but I'm quite petite and currently about as out of shape as ever. So, no bikinis. Not for awhile. Maybe some day Smile
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    Post by Zular on Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:58 pm

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    Post by Evadrepus on Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:50 am

    I'm very glad I'm not the only one who both read that one and laughed like a maniac after reading it. No wierdos, indeed.

    I'm not even going to try getting there from work, but there was one with a guy specifically looking for a skinny asian girl, with very restrictive needs, and describes himself as built ok..then the picture...oh my. I call myself chubby (mostly to make me follow a diet) but I've got nothing on him.
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    Post by Averna on Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:18 am

    Evadrepus wrote:I'm very glad I'm not the only one who both read that one and laughed like a maniac after reading it. No wierdos, indeed.

    I'm not even going to try getting there from work, but there was one with a guy specifically looking for a skinny asian girl, with very restrictive needs, and describes himself as built ok..then the picture...oh my. I call myself chubby (mostly to make me follow a diet) but I've got nothing on him.

    I remember that one--hilarious!
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    Post by Rave on Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:18 am

    Best of Craig's list for the Win!!!! The give away for the "mean, saggy titted cur" is pretty funny too. Or maybe my sense of humor is just not right. (given) bootyshake



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