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    The Man Rules

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    Kahan
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    The Man Rules

    Post by Kahan on Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:35 am

    I know this has been floating around for years, but one of the ladies at work sent this out this morning and I thought I would share with the rest of you. Laughing

    The Man Rules&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;&shy;
    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side

    These are our rules! Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us compl! aining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, sex, hooters, or golf.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Straight IS a shape! Flat IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


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    Re: The Man Rules

    Post by Andway on Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:44 am

    lmao


    But ya know...

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    That's just mean Sad

    but still funny


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    Re: The Man Rules

    Post by Balamac on Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:49 pm

    Yes! Finally some rules that people should actually follow! Besides the Hammerfist Code of Conduct of course Razz.
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    Re: The Man Rules

    Post by Alanras on Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:43 pm

    LOL, these are classics.


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    Re: The Man Rules

    Post by Annewing on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:40 pm

    Lol..Ok Kahan i'll give you a Laughing for that.


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    Re: The Man Rules

    Post by Breygon on Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:12 pm

    Preach on, brother!!!!!

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