Keleck - Join! WAR [APPROVED]

Q) What MMO do you currently have the most interest in playing?
A) I am most interested in Warhammer Online, because quite frankly it's by far and away better than the rest

Q) Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?
A) Yes, I shall not do many things, so long as I can still pee while standing up. err...

Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]
A) Yes, I am as old as the tree in the backyard of your childhood home. Go check!

Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended]
A) Several, very fun reads, you guys should collect them and put them into an anthology and publish it, or something.

Q) Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were you recruited by someone? If so, who?
A) I have no friends! I might go cut myself now...

Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]
A) Keleck, don't be jealous that it's better than yours.

Q) Gender: [female, male]
A) I am a man. A manly man. At least I hope I'm a man if I want to continue to pee while standing up.

Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]
A) Vero Beach, FL, where the summer is hot and there is only one season. Guess which.

Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]
A) Well, the other day my SO started calling out your guild's name when we were, uh, "enjoying each other's company." I figured I should probably check you guys out.

Q) Are you currently in any other AoC, LOTRO, or Warhammer guilds?
A) I am not. So cold out here all alone in the snow...

Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?
A) Nope, I'm banking it all on you guys! Don't let me down!

Q) We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good? You're a standup comedian you say?
A) Well, let's just say that I can make your brother's (the one you don't know about, heh heh) tumor sound funny. No, but really I'm all about the situational comedy. God I hope no one has a brother with a tumor...

Q) What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from some other games eh? Tell us about them]
A) Mad skillz of course. I've played:
Ultima Online
Ashron's Call
Anarchy Online (yay)
Age of Conan (ugh)
World of Warcraft (who hasn't?)
Dark Age of Camalot (Never did get my in-game item...)

Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]
A) Well, your guild really impressed me with the quality and thoroughness of your recruitment applications, and the seemingly (=P) high quality members you have judging by their respective applications.

Q) Please tell a little about yourself, aside from gaming. Perhaps some hobbies, about your work, favorite story etc.
A) Well, in my spare time I golf, practice my archery (true story), and do some home renovation on the side. Also, I like to talk. Sometimes I'm told I tend to ramble, and just go on and on far longer than you want me to, like a period should be in my sentences at least 57 words before the actual end, with sentences that just go on and on and on with no end in sight, sometimes getting to the point where I'm out of breath even though I'm typing!

Please remember to register here on these forums.
A) Wutz in et fer meh? Well, if you say so...


Q) Do you have any questions for us?
A) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

Seems like a nice and handsome guy. You should let him in. Oh wait...

You sound like a pretty solid guy, I would give you a chance

I liked it!



And wish, I want to know about the girls peeing picture..

Internet junk, or great personal story?

Decent app, none of that 1 word answer crap. I'll only give you a if you quit peeing standing up tho. Laying down and arc'ing it in is where it's at man.

Keleck4 wrote:...the other day my SO started calling out your guild's name when we were, uh, "enjoying each other's company."

Yet ANOTHER tally for my whiteboard.

In consolation, you've got my of approval.

I can already see this thread going downhill quick. Interesting app. Why every guy seems to have to claim he is either a "Manly Man" or "125% Man" I just don't get. What makes a manly man, Manly??? what is in that extra 25% of manliness?? It just makes no sense to me. Then we have the wonderful imagery of 2 girls peeing standing up. I've dopne this once. It was so horribly awkward, you guys at least have something to aim with, we just kind of have to aim and hope for the best. What I would like to know, is who takes a picture in a bathroom like that?? Granted there is no visual evidence they are actually going to the bathroom, but just kinda hanging out in the mens urinal... And your significant other must be one hell of a woman if she can take on the entire Hammerfist Clan.. oh Mai.. I just thought of how inappropriate our name would be in regards to porn themes... Disturbing visuals all around..
I'll give you about a 75% acceptance ratio. That's my last, only and best offer.

Peaz

Groovy app there old man. I lol'd a little with the mention of THC and your SO...Ohhh yeah.


Gets a yes from me.

The manly man or 125% man comes from the third testicle.

Hey with funnies like that, how can I say no?

Throwing in a story for good measure! One time I was on a golf course, on a par 4. There was a tree about 20 yards up and to the left. I hit my drive, and then hear it go "thwack" against the tree. All I had time to think about was "damnit" when about half a second later the ball comes flying back at me and hits me squarely in the nuts. I doubled over, and had never felt so sick in my life. Then my friend comes over, and says "that's a two stroke penalty!" So after I somewhat regain my composure about... oh, 10 minutes later, I take my five iron and whack him over the head with it. Only a little bit of blood, but he fell over. Well, obviously I couldn't just leave the body there so I went ahead and took the garbage bag from a trashcan they had at the beginning of the hole and... oops, I think I should stop my story there.




J/K about the last part, but man nothing seems quite as painful now after experiencing that.

EDIT: All three of my nuts, of course.

Thank you for accepting me! I shall wear the Hammerfist Clan guild tag with pride =)

Keleck wrote:Thank you for accepting me! I shall wear the Hammerfist Clan guild tag with pride =)

@ your avatar.