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    The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

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    The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:33 pm

    Q) What MMO do you currently have the most interest in playing?

    A)Well its really a toss up between WarHammer and Maple Story. Though I hear ToonTown is making a comeback.

    Loaded question in my honest opinion.

    Q)Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?

    A) Yes. As long as my language can remain colorful Im all over it like a fat kid
    on cake.

    Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]

    A) Leaning in on 29 hard and fast.

    Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended]

    A) I did read a few, which leads me to the assumption that youve had the age old problem of short bus applications that are best explained as massive walls of text further exasperated by 1337 speak of a 15 year old on a power trip and Red Bull.

    Q) Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were you
    recruited by someone? If so, who?


    A) Gspot and Moneyshot. We all came from the same crew that started here from various guilds in WoW Uther server.

    Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]

    A) Kobal (Marauder) and Dhavol (waiting on Choppa to make its return)

    Q) Gender: [female, male]

    A) Male according to the sign on the restroom.

    Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]

    A) Hell A, CA


    But I loves it.

    Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]

    A) Gspot. That and I saw quite a few of your members in the RvR scenarios I was running in. Think I actually got some heals from them too who wouldve thunk it.

    Q) Are you currently in any other AoC, LOTRO, or Warhammer guilds?

    A) Not anymore. My gaming time has been spent little where else than in Warhammer. I still maintain a normal life so my time for other games and guilds is limited. That and being an officer in a few guilds as well as co founding one and later staging a merger I kind of fell out of the loop. PvE raiding takes its toll. Lastly, my Thunderfury no longer brought all the girls to the yard.

    Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?

    A) Nope.

    Q) We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good? You're a standup comedian you say?

    A) I enjoy a good textual quip and like to dish them out as well. At times if there is an easy and obvious joke lobbed I am usually the one jump on it. For that I blame my grandfather, years of Cheers reruns, and watching too many Mel Brooks films.

    Q) What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from some other games eh? Tell us about them]

    A) Everquest and Dark Age of Camelot briefly, Planetside, Age of Conan (almost not
    worth mentioning), and then years of World of WarCraft.

    Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]

    A) Because the guild name is an anagram of Filament Charms. Though my previous comment is true, the true reason was Gspots recommendation.

    Q) Please tell a little about yourself, aside from gaming. Perhaps some hobbies, about your work, favorite story etc.

    A) Grew up in Indiana, moved to Sacramento, went to UCSB, was in a fraternity (if my liver could talk), moved to LA and became a headhunter, and NO its not like Dog the BOUNTY Hunter (God I hate dumb girls in LA).

    I once answered the door to my room wearing only a knife, err well holding.

    My life at this time consists of work and the gym currently.

    Im a knowledge whore and quite fond of quotes.

    I read constantly, the bigger the book the better.

    Pink is not the new black on men no matter what Queer Eye says.

    I was on MTVs Next a few years back, tanked out of my mind though they were none the wiser, vodka + salsa dancing + sandals = no bueno (and the whole damn Uther server watched it, great
    story really).

    If you put a U-Lock around someones neck it aint coming off without the key.

    Ive been told I look like a combo of Dave Navarro and Oded Fehr and have a personality like Jim from The Office as well as JD from Scrubs.

    If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to
    assume that I am not allowed to do it.

    At this point just wasting time as Ive got a massive headache at work.

    I despise reality TV, even watching the Girls Next Door on mute I feel my soul being torn from my body, there are some things that fake bosoms just can't mend.

    If there is anything else I can share let me know.

    Please remember to register here on these forums.

    A) Check. Wait... that wasn't a question.


    Q) Do you have any questions for us?

    A) Did you know that telling a girl on national TV that she has cankles is not a good way to win a date?

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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by guest on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:35 pm

    almost forgot since i have auto complete on... username on forum is moyerucsb
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Amnestie on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:41 pm

    One of my older brothers went to UCSB. Gotta love that campus right on the beach. I've had the pleasure of grouping with Moneyshot and if he hangs out with you, you can't be all bad. Thumbs Up
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Lorahand on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:41 pm

    lol! rofl lol! rofl


    That is all... oh and a Thumbs Up


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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Paranoia on Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:51 pm

    Just to let you know your my new best friend.........I can be Turk.............but slightly lighter in shade..........and I deff want the story from MTV Next............ Thumbs Up headbang


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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by guest on Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:00 pm

    I can post the YouTube link of the video later along with the story. Got to save something for later. jocolor
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Lorahand on Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:15 pm

    Thats it he has ot be let in so we can see the youtube video of his "Next" appearence


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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Rauden on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:13 pm

    Ha! I think I like this one. Thumbs Up
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Troika on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:21 pm

    Yeah Yeah, all good, but I LIKE Red Bull too dammit.
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Muru on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:24 pm

    I like it. But, if you make me watch a next clip, and it's not funny, god help you!
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Balamac on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:33 pm

    lol, probably one of the funniest applications i've ever read.

    Balamac says yes!

    *stamp of approval*

    speaking of which, I should really design one of those Razz
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Brakkish on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:19 pm

    Approved Applicant

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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Antilus on Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:08 am

    welcome
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by moyerucsb on Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:45 am

    Now here is the real question... where shall I post the story of the Next episode and its video link?
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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Brakkish on Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:17 pm

    Here's a good spot!

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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by moyerucsb on Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:33 pm

    Too late... already in the player/Character Introductions section =P

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    Re: The Membership Application of the personage known as Kobal - Join WAR [APPROVED]

    Post by Zotar on Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:27 am

    Welcome to the Clan!!!! welcome

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