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    Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Brakkish on Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:59 am

    Q) Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?
    A)Yes they are fantastic, and I agree to them.

    Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]
    A)Sure am, 36 to be more precise.

    Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended]
    A)This may seem a bit overzealous, but I think I've read all the applications, good and the bad. No really, I have, three hundred or more.

    Q) Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were you recruited by someone? If so, who?
    A)A couple Wink

    Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]
    A)Brakkish would be awesome if it's not already taken here.

    Q) Gender: [female, male]
    A)Male 11 inches. ......(that's my shoe size of course.. what were you thinking..)

    Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]
    A)Phx AZ, where tailgate party in the summer means actually cooking the food ON... YOUR... TAILGATE. No grill required.

    Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]
    A)I seen your advertisement on a flight I caught from Hawaii last week.

    Q) Are you currently in any other guilds?
    A)Wouldn't even think of it.

    Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?
    A)Wouldn't even dream of it.

    Q) We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good? You're a standup comedian you say?
    A)Fantastic, nothing makes the day go by like a good fit of laughter.

    Q) What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from some other games eh? Tell us about them]
    A)Guild Wars, Dungeons and Dragons Online, Everquest II, Lord of the Rings, Age of Conan, and Warhammer. (in that order) Of those, I'd have to say LOTRO had me the most addicted. I enjoyed the overall level of maturity the game offered due to it's member base. It was a land packed with adventure and danger... ok not so much danger.. it's just a game after all geesh.... But hopefully you get the idea just the same Razz

    Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]
    A)I try to stay pretty active within the MMO community, spanning many different websites and locations, and seems there's quite the "buzz" going on about the Hammerfists... or was that the rubberfists are buzzing... I don't recall, anyhow...

    Q) What aspects of Warhammer excite you the most or worry you? Why?
    A)Anyone up for some head lopping? Maybe barmaid bottom slapping down at the ol' tavern? Wenches and Ale? That's all I need. But I do hear the battlekeeps will be all the rage as well! The only thing that worries me is waggro. And my evil plan of getting the wife to play along side me is still in the works... muahahha.

    Q) Is there any other information about yourself you would like to share with us?
    A)Yeah, I don't want to give it all away right up front (wow, sounds like a virginity topic) but I will share a bit of info: I'm married to a wonderful wife, going on 16 years of marriage now. Things were a bit rocky the first few years after marriage, as most relationships are while sorting out little quirks. It wasn't long after that we realized we were soul mates, meant for each other (try not to vomit) And today, life with her is bliss. (and if you think I'm saying all this to butter her up for when I play this game long hours into the night, you're right.. erm I mean wrong. dammit.. I meant wrong. She enjoys many of the things I do, as well as MMO"s, and camping... LOVE to camp, although we used to go almost every weekend somewhere, time is limited these days, and it's usually only a couple times a year now. And by camping, I mean CAMP-ING not HOTEL-ING... rough style, tent, sleeping bags, and the stars. Odd as I write this I'm recalling all the fun times I've experienced in the great outdoors, and how odd it is that now most of my time is spent "camping" the PC instead.

    Also one of my old hobbies that I've forsaken is RC ("radio controlled" for you nubs!) sports. Aircraft and cars mainly, never got a chance to try out the boats. And for those of you who think this is "kids stuff" think again as you look at the video below, real miniature jet engines, and a real $27,000 price tag. Some folks just have money to burn I guess. Shocked




    More tidbits about me:

    • I'm a meat and potatoes type of guy, with Mexican food at a close second, and Italian 3rd.
    • I'm "blue collar".
    • I'm very at home and comfortable with those around me, be it "blue collars" or "white collars", I'll always be myself.
    • Honesty is my favorite quality.
    • I'm direct and to the point.
    • I'm rarely late, and I'm rarely early.
    • I love the smell of salty air, and the feel of ocean breezes. Land locked in AZ, go figure. But a yearly trip to coastal Oregon, quenches my desires for the time being.
    • I'm a smooth talker, but I'm even better with my hands.
    • I'd rather laugh than fight.
    • I truly go out of my way to help others. Even if it means helping the poor old lady with the flat tire will make me late for dinner. (and man, I love to eat)
    • /endtidbits


    Q) Do you have any questions for us?
    A)Yes, what's for dinner, and can I have seconds.


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Earathien on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:06 am

    Here I am, trying to be sly reading forum postings at work, and then you make me laugh out loud at the Hammerfist Clan Airlines picture. Damn you. Very Happy


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Amnestie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:09 am

    rofl I don't know about this guy. I disapprove! bootyshake
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Brakkish on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:16 am

    Wait till you guys see our cruise line!


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Amnestie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:33 am

    Woohoo!!! When do we get to take it for a spin?
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Brakkish on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:40 am

    Amnestie wrote:Woohoo!!! When do we get to take it for a spin?
    Still working on our clan flag to go along with the pirate flag, then we set sail Thumbs Up
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Amnestie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:42 am

    OMG that would be awesome! You should put that on the home page and people can make reservations through your PayPal account. Very Happy
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Srif on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:56 am

    Question.. why does brakkish already have the title of guild leader.. did he hack the board?

    Though nice to read about you afro did not know much till now flower

    Rofl camp-ing not hotel-ing Razz

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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Paranoia on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:13 am

    Deff a Thumbs Up
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Zular on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:22 am

    I can just picture us sidling on up in our picturesque ocean liner, hailing another cruiser. As we come abreast of the other ship, we raise the Hammerfistbeard Jolly Roger. Suddenly, the lifeboats split open to reveal cannons - the old-school ball type ones. Open Fire! Chaos erupts when we blast them with giant globs of sticky glue and paint. The occupants of the other boat are screaming in panic as we swing across on lines made of entwined USB or Cat5 cables, brandishing our shiny cutlasses. We round up all the other passengers and divest them of their valuables, loading them into giant burlap sacks. We leave the sacks on the upper decks with a note - "Just Kidding! Razz " and we sail away into the night, laughing with maniacal glee!

    You're in the guild for sure!
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Andway on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:25 am

    Hmmm seems kinda fishy to me.

    I don't know..might have to go w/ the purple nurple girl over there *cough* Amnestie *cough*


    Oh yeah...and I'm sooooo taking the ship for a spin. Call me Cap'n Killer. Aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Schade on Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:03 pm

    This guy seems a little presumptuous to me.

    Brakkish wrote:Wait till you guys see our cruise line!

    I might warm up to him if he comes into Vent during OB and sings Ken Lee for us. Until then I am going to watch you like a hawk buddy. You may have everyone else snowed but not me! Suspect
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Zotar on Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:49 pm

    Well if we get our own plane , big boat, flag, I say he's approved. lol
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Balamac on Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:59 pm

    All I can say is ROFLOL..... and denied Razz
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Ulfaro on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:28 pm

    Please elaborate...


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Kahan on Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:09 pm

    Glad to see that our illustrious leader has the sense of humor that is required by this guild. I look forward to many good times making the Order's life miserable with you leading the charge.


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Sleep on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:15 pm

    Sounds kinda creepy. This guy "Brakkish" is obviously trying WAY too hard to get into our guild.

    Sorry, gotta throw up the No . Just don't think it'd be a good fit.
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Jarekdefiler on Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:30 am

    rofl
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    Thats friggin great lol! headbang
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    Re: Brakkish - Join!

    Post by Sohjinn on Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:16 am

    If i say no, does that mean i can be clan leader? *GLEE*
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Andway on Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:46 am

    Sohjinn wrote:If i say no, does that mean i can be clan leader? *GLEE*


    Sure but you have to go through initiation first. Twisted Evil


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Antilus on Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:37 am

    Andway wrote: Sure but you have to go through initiation first. Twisted Evil

    Dun dun dun affraid
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Balamac on Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:52 am

    ahem... cue creepy old guy coming opening a closet door.
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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Kahan on Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:52 pm

    Andway wrote:
    Sohjinn wrote:If i say no, does that mean i can be clan leader? *GLEE*


    Sure but you have to go through initiation first. Twisted Evil

    And you need to know that with Andway initiation consists of handcuffs and chains and whips...


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    Re: Brakkish - Join! [APPROVED]

    Post by Myshthrak on Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:04 pm

    Don't forget the knives and razors Wink
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    Post by Andway on Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:21 am

    Baahh...You guys scare me.


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