Q) What MMO do you currently have the most interest in playing?
A)Much as the K/T event wiped all before it, so shall my life be swept clean by the might of Warhammer!
Q) Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?
A)Read them? Hell, it feels like I wrote them!
Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]
A)Oh yes, yes indeed....at the ancient age of 27, I can feel the icy hand of death gripping my spine already.
Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended]
A)Sure did. Already copied a bunch of them for source material in my next book. (look for it on store shelves in 2032!)
Q)
Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were
you recruited by someone? If so, who?
A)Unfortunately, i can call the fiend Therionis as both roomate and friend. I wouldn't say that he "recruited" me, so much as tried desperately to stear me away from this guild, as i think he dreaded the idea of spending any more time with me. I'm sure he's overeacting.
Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]
A)Sohjinn or Tyrne, depending on what class i end up using.
Q) Gender: [female, male]
A)As long as i don't get splashed with cold water, i'm male.
Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]
A)Gainesville Florida is both where i live, and the place i've spent most of my life. So many painfull, sun-stroked memories....
Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]
A)My roommate kept telling me to not go to this site, so i did.
Q) Are you currently in any other AoC, LOTRO, or Warhammer guilds?
A)Nope. Your my only current victims.
Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?
A)Only The Guild of Calamitous Intent, but they won't return my calls.
Q)
We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good?
You're a standup comedian you say?
A)If you can't guess at my sense of humor from reading this application, i have failed utterly.
Q)
What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from
some other games eh? Tell us about them]
A)I played World of Warcrack until an intervention by my mother. They say in a couple of years she might walk again. And chew food. In the meantime, while i wait for that damn court order to expire, i play whatever i can to fill the void in my social life that has existed since the invention of the 8086.
Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]
A)I have the deepest respect for your morals and maturity. Also, you guys look like easy marks.
Q)
Please tell a little about yourself, aside from gaming. Perhaps some
hobbies, about your work, favorite story etc.
A)When i'm not playing games on computers, or beating them with crowbars, i'm fixing them for people with no clue what USB means. Before that i spent 6 years in the Air Force, pretending i was in the army, while wishing i was in the coast guard. I like sailing, hiking, long walks in dark city parks at night while wearing expensive jewerly, skeeball, virtual skeeball, and virtual virtual skeeball. (It's just like virtual skeeball!)
Please remember to register here on these forums.
A)If i do, will you pay me?
Q) Do you have any questions for us?
A)If time slows down for an object falling toward the event horizon of a black hole, and time essentially stops for that object as it is about to cross the event horizon, why do TV producers insist on making me hate them with their terrible programming?
A)Much as the K/T event wiped all before it, so shall my life be swept clean by the might of Warhammer!
Q) Have you read our Code of Conduct and Forum Rules?
A)Read them? Hell, it feels like I wrote them!
Q) Are you at least 18 years of age? [yes, no, actual age is optional]
A)Oh yes, yes indeed....at the ancient age of 27, I can feel the icy hand of death gripping my spine already.
Q) Have you read at least one of our example applications? [this is highly recommended]
A)Sure did. Already copied a bunch of them for source material in my next book. (look for it on store shelves in 2032!)
Q)
Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were
you recruited by someone? If so, who?
A)Unfortunately, i can call the fiend Therionis as both roomate and friend. I wouldn't say that he "recruited" me, so much as tried desperately to stear me away from this guild, as i think he dreaded the idea of spending any more time with me. I'm sure he's overeacting.
Q) Name: [planned in game/forum name]
A)Sohjinn or Tyrne, depending on what class i end up using.
Q) Gender: [female, male]
A)As long as i don't get splashed with cold water, i'm male.
Q) What region do you live in? [City and State is fine.]
A)Gainesville Florida is both where i live, and the place i've spent most of my life. So many painfull, sun-stroked memories....
Q) How did you hear about us: [friend, another member, forum, google, other mmo's, etc]
A)My roommate kept telling me to not go to this site, so i did.
Q) Are you currently in any other AoC, LOTRO, or Warhammer guilds?
A)Nope. Your my only current victims.
Q) Have you applied to any other guilds?
A)Only The Guild of Calamitous Intent, but they won't return my calls.
Q)
We like to have fun, how's your sense of humor? Not so good? Good?
You're a standup comedian you say?
A)If you can't guess at my sense of humor from reading this application, i have failed utterly.
Q)
What other MMO's have you played if any: [Acquired a few skills from
some other games eh? Tell us about them]
A)I played World of Warcrack until an intervention by my mother. They say in a couple of years she might walk again. And chew food. In the meantime, while i wait for that damn court order to expire, i play whatever i can to fill the void in my social life that has existed since the invention of the 8086.
Q) What makes you want to join us over some of the other guilds? [let us know!]
A)I have the deepest respect for your morals and maturity. Also, you guys look like easy marks.
Q)
Please tell a little about yourself, aside from gaming. Perhaps some
hobbies, about your work, favorite story etc.
A)When i'm not playing games on computers, or beating them with crowbars, i'm fixing them for people with no clue what USB means. Before that i spent 6 years in the Air Force, pretending i was in the army, while wishing i was in the coast guard. I like sailing, hiking, long walks in dark city parks at night while wearing expensive jewerly, skeeball, virtual skeeball, and virtual virtual skeeball. (It's just like virtual skeeball!)
Please remember to register here on these forums.
A)If i do, will you pay me?
Q) Do you have any questions for us?
A)If time slows down for an object falling toward the event horizon of a black hole, and time essentially stops for that object as it is about to cross the event horizon, why do TV producers insist on making me hate them with their terrible programming?