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    Body Meeting

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    Body Meeting

    Post by Ravenz on Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:22 pm


    All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
    trying to decide who was
    the one in charge.

    "I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I
    run all the body's
    systems, so without me nothing would happen".

    "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I
    circulate oxygen all
    over so without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because
    I process food and give
    all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I
    carry the body wherever
    it needs to go."

    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I
    allow the body to see
    where it goes."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because
    I'm responsible for waste

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and
    insulted him, so in a
    huff, he shut down tight.

    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
    headache, the stomach was
    bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery,
    and the blood was toxic.
    They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

    The Moral of the story?

    The asshole is usually in charge !!

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