Recently, scientists revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, suggesting that men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contains phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women, or at the least, emphasizes their feminine aspects.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional;
- couldn't drive;
- couldn't park,
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- had to sit down while urinating; and
- refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contains phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women, or at the least, emphasizes their feminine aspects.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional;
- couldn't drive;
- couldn't park,
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- had to sit down while urinating; and
- refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.