Now what do we do with her is the question. Garlic and stakes? Or do we stand around like innocent lambs to the slaughter and wait her wrath to rain down upon us.
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Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Brakkish- Ascended 3000+
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- Post n°1
Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
She never sleeps at night. And by pure power of suggestion, her name speaks volumes. Therefore she must be a vampire.
Now what do we do with her is the question. Garlic and stakes? Or do we stand around like innocent lambs to the slaughter and wait her wrath to rain down upon us.
Now what do we do with her is the question. Garlic and stakes? Or do we stand around like innocent lambs to the slaughter and wait her wrath to rain down upon us.
Killer_Shark- Extensive Poster
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- Post n°2
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Why not garlic AND stakes?
Or steaks for that matter...............
What time is dinner?
Or steaks for that matter...............
What time is dinner?
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- Post n°3
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Killer_Shark wrote:Why not garlic AND stakes?
Or steaks for that matter...............
What time is dinner?
Not that kind of stake noob! /slap
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Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Khalrez wrote:Killer_Shark wrote:Why not garlic AND stakes?
Or steaks for that matter...............
What time is dinner?
Not that kind of stake noob! /slap
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Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
mmmmm, did i hear something about steaks?
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Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Is she really a vampire? Seriously?
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- Post n°7
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Cauldron wrote:Is she really a vampire? Seriously?
No of course not. It's just that when Brakkish falls madly in love with her he wants to be able to excuse himself with the old "she used her vampire charms on me!" routine.
Cauldron- Casual Poster
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- Post n°8
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Well, I had a HUGE post ready and typed but then I remembered "Interview With The Vampire," the movie (remember I am an asstard) and I had to delete the entire damned thing. For who am I to contest love and it's policies. If in fact, if I have even managed to spell half these words correctly, then I have accomplished at least something. Thank you and I leave you in the grace and mercy of the Lord. Good Day.
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- Post n°9
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Brakkish wrote:She never sleeps at night. And by pure power of suggestion, her name speaks volumes. Therefore she must be a vampire.
Now what do we do with her is the question. Garlic and stakes? Or do we stand around like innocent lambs to the slaughter and wait her wrath to rain down upon us.
I say we keep her! We'll just keep feeding her our enemies as snacks, then we're all happy!
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Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Don't... look... into.. her eyes...
See them skulls in the pool of blood? Yep, that's what happens
See them skulls in the pool of blood? Yep, that's what happens
Bevhawk- Moderate Poster
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- Post n°11
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Mmmmm steak... nom nom nom
hsalive- Forum Lord
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- Post n°12
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
the last time i fell in love with a vampire she kept me gaming for days
Stigma- Forum Royalty
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- Post n°13
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Vampires are great. Just depends on where they suck.
I, uh, mean that in a strictly biblical sense, Mr. Corpsegoddess's boyfriend. Please don't kill me with your vampire blood-fueled rage.
I, uh, mean that in a strictly biblical sense, Mr. Corpsegoddess's boyfriend. Please don't kill me with your vampire blood-fueled rage.
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I knew I had that gut feeling about her. There is no problem though
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- Post n°15
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
This is so gonna kill my "Ass Master title"
I say we keep her.
Reasons
You never know when some body is going to come under and want to kill us. Vampires are powerful.
Killing her, might just release some ghost that we might not beable to get rid of.
Oh come on, who are we kidding, she is better locking then all of us guys lol.
I say we keep her.
Reasons
You never know when some body is going to come under and want to kill us. Vampires are powerful.
Killing her, might just release some ghost that we might not beable to get rid of.
Oh come on, who are we kidding, she is better locking then all of us guys lol.
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- Post n°16
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
I wish I was a vampire. Then I would no longer need to sleep, I would just lock myself in a closet and play AOC on my laptop all day. Then hunt noobs every couple of nights to keep myself alive.
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- Post n°17
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Brakkish wrote:Don't... look... into.. her eyes...
See them skulls in the pool of blood? Yep, that's what happens
Well... with that picture, her eyes are the last thing I'd be looking at.
Stigma- Forum Royalty
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- Post n°18
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Yeah, she can lock with the best of them, no doubt. Or did you mean better looking? That might be the case, so long as she doesn't look like this:Jephthah wrote:Oh come on, who are we kidding, she is better locking then all of us guys lol.
Always nice to meet a girl that, when offered a moustache ride, can answer "your face or mine?"
I apologize in advance for any erectile dysfunction I may cause forum members who look at this picture.
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Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
yes better looking, lol, I should read my post before clicking send.
and yes you have damaged for the rest of my life.
and yes you have damaged for the rest of my life.
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Someone pls pass the eye bleach
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- Post n°21
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
i really can't figure out if that is a man or woman. the hair looks real.
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- Post n°22
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I didn't want to try to figure it out. Someone should frame that picture or put it on the back of t shirts.
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- Post n°23
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
Rhuu wrote:Brakkish wrote:Don't... look... into.. her eyes...
See them skulls in the pool of blood? Yep, that's what happens
Well... with that picture, her eyes are the last thing I'd be looking at.
reminds me of the movie beowolf.....i think i would just be a victim with a smile on my face
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- Post n°24
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Dao Jones wrote:
wow......................... the ugliest person I have EVER seen. ty for this
has to be a man with a wig + boob job
hsalive- Forum Lord
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- Post n°25
Re: Corpsegoddess is a vampire.
i hate to break it to you but its most likely real, the date stamp on the photo, the flowers on the shirt are give aways for me
and i've seen women with mustaches like that
and i've seen women with mustaches like that