*after a long night of drinking at his favorite watering hole, the iron-clad Dwarf known as Brakk tires of catching glances from a sexy seductress across the room. Making his move towards her, he trips over someones staff which was carelessly left lying on the floor. After cussing a storm and shrugging off the embarrassment, he exclaims "Who's da dern fool dat left tis piece o' rubbish on da floor??!" *breaking the staff over his knee.*

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Brakkish wrote:*after a long night of drinking at his favorite watering hole the iron-clad Dwarf known as Brakk tires of catching glances from a sexy seductress across the bar. Making his move towards her, he trips over someones staff which was carelessly left lying on the floor. After cussing a storm and shrugging off the embarrassment, he exclaims "Who's da dern fool dat left tis piece o' rubbish on da floor??!" *breaking the staff over his knee.*

"It was mine," says the 7'-2" Ogre of a man just coming out of the restroom nearby, just in time to catch you eyeballing that floosy wife of his

*Sizing up the giant of a man standing before him, brakk decides his blurred vision + the tree standing before him is one situation he should exercise some caution with*

*Reaching out handing the giant of a man his two peices of staff* "I 'elieve you left dis over der, in da middle of da floor. Also, I took da trouble of makin' it a 2-piece for yas lad" *quickly glancing over at the woman with a head nod and a wink as if to gain acknowledgment of his meant to be "slick" comment to the man.

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*spotting the trouble rising Jade gets off her nearby stool and walks over to the 2 men* "Hello boys, couldn't help but notice that fine stick you have there!"

Hmm, to watch this incident of mindless egos unfold. I sit in the only
unlit corner of the inn. The only hint of light on my face is the
glowing ember of my pipe as the smoke collects under my hood. As a
thief and a brigand you always wait for distractions as the bar maid
will soon be required to settle this matter.
I shall wait for the right moment to collect the tips and coin on the
bar while silently slipping away to the darkness, wealthier than when i
came into this haven of ale and scum. Hehe!

"Thats Brakks for you..." Freg says to the lovely woman across from him. He stands up, and slowly, quietly sneaks behind
the brute who now threatens Brakks. He waves for Jade to move away, as if to say "Let us handle this." He winks to Brakks, while readying his
blade, signalling his assistance.

"Boys, boys!.... can't we all get a long here? Come, let's go over to the bar there, and treat ourselves with a few more drinks shall we? Oh, and I'm buyin!!"

"That's an excellent idea!" shouts a masculine voice emerging from the shadowy corner of the bar room. Putting his arm out behind the group, and the other pointing in the direction of the bar, the stranger's voice says "Now, how about that drink.... *looking over to Jade* "and please, these drinks are on me."

Thinking to himself, "Damn, I wanted to see some action, but I can't pass up a free drink."

"Come on fellas, lets take that drink," Freg says as he pushes Brakks onto a barstool.

Tall and slender, the man only known as "Mike" walks into the tavern, eyes a few open seats in the back, heads towards them then sits.

Seeing one of the barmaids "Hey there good looking, how about a mug of your finest ale." Tossing a silver piece upon her tray.