Hey with funnies like that, how can I say no?

Throwing in a story for good measure! One time I was on a golf course, on a par 4. There was a tree about 20 yards up and to the left. I hit my drive, and then hear it go "thwack" against the tree. All I had time to think about was "damnit" when about half a second later the ball comes flying back at me and hits me squarely in the nuts. I doubled over, and had never felt so sick in my life. Then my friend comes over, and says "that's a two stroke penalty!" So after I somewhat regain my composure about... oh, 10 minutes later, I take my five iron and whack him over the head with it. Only a little bit of blood, but he fell over. Well, obviously I couldn't just leave the body there so I went ahead and took the garbage bag from a trashcan they had at the beginning of the hole and... oops, I think I should stop my story there.




J/K about the last part, but man nothing seems quite as painful now after experiencing that.

EDIT: All three of my nuts, of course.

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Keleck wrote:Thank you for accepting me! I shall wear the Hammerfist Clan guild tag with pride =)

@ your avatar.