Here is wishing you luck. You get my vote.

OMG I cant beleve you actuly named your son Conan?


Boxers or Briefs?

Chuddox wrote:Q) Do you have any relatives or friends currently in the guild, or were you recruited by someone? If so, who?
A) I don't currently know anyone in the guild other than the person who reccomended me, so if I'm accepted you can all blame Tasia

If you're good enough for Tas, then, uh, we don't really want you here. However...

I was a weightlifter and martial artist bank in my "young punk" days, and I hold belts int Shoto-Kan Karate, Tae Kwon Do, and have studied Medieval Broadsword fighting from a guy who worked as a film studio fight trainer (thats was most fun I've ever had getting hit with metal)

...I'm sure as hell not going to tell you we don't want you, because to be honest, I'm a little afraid of you.

Q) Do you have any questions for us?
A) "How many guards does it take to push an inmate down the stairs?" None. He fell.

This made me laugh (I'm cruel like that), so you totally get my vote for membership.

On a serious note I'm interested in the guilds demographics as far as what the guild needs for membership types.

Hammerfist Clan currently needs more hot, single women that live near my area (San Francisco), are lightweight drinkers, and have seriously low standards in their taste for men. Got any of those in your back pocket?

Anyway, I say we take this guy. Winner.

Dao loves me, really!

Wampir,

Yeah, I named my son Conan. When we were picking baby names My wife wanted something normal like James, after her father. I skewed the negotiation by proposing all sorts of odd celtic names (like Aiobh) first. I waited till she got really frustrated then said "Ok, Ok...what about Conan then? and we can make James his middle name?" She agreed cause she was tired of arguing, and it was better than Chuchulain


And Boxers, WAY more flattering if you are wrestling some drunk and suffer from a "Uniform Malfunction" such as it getting caught on something and tearing.

Well lets hope he turns out to be the forgiveing sort. I guess everyone needs something to talk to there theripist about.


Iv always wanted to visit Maine, and see if its as bad a Steven King makes it out to be.

Tasia wrote:Dao loves me, really!

It's true. We have a love/hate relationship. I hate to love her, and she loves to hate me.

Wait. Maybe I have that backwards.

HAHA i vote yes good luck

Chuddox wrote:Q) Do you have any questions for us?
A) "How many guards does it take to push an inmate down the stairs?" None. He fell.

This is full of win.

Wow this guy is awesome!

Alts, Lovecraft, food, yep he's got my vote!